See? It's better to sit on the couch! :)

At least she's being healthy

Should have tested the waters with easing yourself off the couch a couple times first.

Yup No Pain, No Gain OP.

Bitches be trippin

I see what you did there.

I'm a boy! :(

I decided to get healthy and now am suffering from terrible sciatica and a potential bulging disc which may need surgery. Healthy is not always healthy :(

A for effort?

If at first you don't succeed.....take it as a sign that it is not meant to be and just continue with what you were originally doing

Your picture pretty much describes this FML num2

You know, I'm actually getting tired of the "At least..." replies. Every single FML has a dozen people saying "At least blah de blah de blah blah". Can we kill this boring meme once and for all? It should be on Doc Bastard's list.

51 - I believe I can also add on to an expression: "Sometimes you have to run before you can walk... and sometimes you end up breaking your ankle in the process!"

"at least" is a meme? I thought people were just saying stuff that could've happened that are worse to try cheer up the OP. My whole life is a lie!!!!

youre comments always suck just stop already

... Your*

Well his username is ihategrammar

I've been non this app for a year and I still haven't figured out; What does OP stand for?

#12 I actually liked it. Also, I found it ironic that the original commenter got thumbed up and you got thumbed down.

Overweight platypus.

Oily placenta.

opiates

Octane Perturbation

Orlando pussys

All for OOGENESIS!

OP stands for original poster. Duh.. Lol

59 obviously lies, lol

Orangutan penis

optimus prime?

# 25 these guys are obliviously lying to you it means, Orgasmic Penguin

No, don't listen to all these guys. They are lying. OP means Official Pervert.

Guys, get it right! OP stands for Octagon Penis. Mind=blown.

Orion's Persimmon.

The amount of creativity on this site never ceases to amaze me. The definitions for "OP" are endless :P

My god, an entire year and NO clue?? Should we be somewhat worried?!

Overweight Porpoise Overachieving Porcupine Octopus Pencil

Oozing pussy .... Man I need to get a life :/

Orange poop

Orbital Penis

#25, that's a trick question! The OP doesn't stand -- he's got a broken ankle! It's funny how many people took the bait until I figured it out.

#25 ever tried google it? *facepalm* some people...

Sit back and wait for the cholestoral to settle in your arteries and your blood sugar and pressure to rise. *crosses legs and chugs beer* Thats what I call living!

Good effort...

You're. I agree they broke their ankle wrong, they probably don't even know how to drown properly.

Thumbed you down for the grammar correction but you get a slow clap for the reference to the other FML

How do you possibly break your ankle wrong?? Just curious, so I can avoid it in the future!!! In my opinion, breaking your ankle at all is bad lol.

shenanigans! now op can attend therapy.

I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."

Hey, OP, what's the name of that restaurant you like with the breadsticks and all the goofy shit on the walls?

Um .......... Shenanigans??

Olive Garden.

I don't know if you intended that pun but nonetheless I laughed.

Who knows? Life is full of secrets... Update: someone ate my leftover cinnamon sticks. I do not know what the universe wants from me. I can't ride my bike, but I can't eat my damn cinnamon sticks. Is it torturing me? Making sure I keep quiet? It's too soon to tell. Will keep my journal close.

I upvoted your comment simply because the picture is bender, i didn't even read it first :b

I know this is totally random, but I love your username!!!!!

#11 also your picture fairly matches your comment