By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 08:00 - Australia

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Today, after much thought and serious consideration, I nervously admitted to my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. The first thing that he said in response was: "Want a threesome?" FML
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fwongraven 10

FYL, bisexual doesn't equal wanting threesomes or multiple partners. Dunno, I've been contacted by 'curious' couples (with no instigation on my part) who seem to think the man-and-woman combo must be like all my birthdays come at once. No.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#50 Exactly. Not every bisexual person wants a threesome. I'm bisexual and I'd be hurt if that was my boyfriend's immediate reaction after I told him. I'd consider being a threesome cheating, and so would he-- we both want each other to ourselves.

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Inspired22 11

Wow. That is so irritating. Why the hell would she deserve her boyfriend to want a threesome just because she is bi? That is such a blind assumption. Cool, you're bi. I get to **** other chicks because you like chicks too! Not okay. He apparently wasn't listening to her AT ALL.

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rookanga 0

tell ur Bf the 3rd peson u want is a guy :D

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disgruntledyouth 0

ydi for being bi, now go die

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acceliaon 3

Same thing my boyfriend said.

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KrazyKatz3 26

I understand that that must have been difficult to realise and to admit and you might have wanted a more sensitive response. But this really doesn't seem to be a big deal to your boyfriend which is a good thing. I'd say the threesome thing was a joke to lighten the mood or a general question. It does seem to be the first thing guys think about when you mention being bi. Explain that you don't want that and you can continue with your relationship unless you so want it in which case enjoy.

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KrazyKatz3 26

I understand that that must have been difficult to realise and to admit and you might have wanted a more sensitive response. But this really doesn't seem to be a big deal to your boyfriend which is a good thing. I'd say the threesome thing was a joke to lighten the mood or a general question. It does seem to be the first thing guys think about when you mention being bi. Explain that you don't want that and you can continue with your relationship unless you so want it in which case enjoy.

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Malachi's life 4

I'm sure he was cracking a joke to show he was ok with you.

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Billsonhamsen 17

If you already have a boyfriend why are you admitting that to him? Why does that matter? It's like me telling my wife that I'm interested in other women. I've made a commitment to my wife. I get it that you may not have made a commitment to your boyfriend, but unless you're planning on getting married, having him be your boyfriend is a similar level of commitment. How is this even an fml?

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