By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 08:00 - Australia

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Today, after much thought and serious consideration, I nervously admitted to my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. The first thing that he said in response was: "Want a threesome?" FML
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fwongraven 10

FYL, bisexual doesn't equal wanting threesomes or multiple partners. Dunno, I've been contacted by 'curious' couples (with no instigation on my part) who seem to think the man-and-woman combo must be like all my birthdays come at once. No.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#50 Exactly. Not every bisexual person wants a threesome. I'm bisexual and I'd be hurt if that was my boyfriend's immediate reaction after I told him. I'd consider being a threesome cheating, and so would he-- we both want each other to ourselves.

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Rayvn 0

whats wrong with him sayin that... its like u were expectin him to say that of course if u tell a guy ur bi then were gonna say want a threesome shit i would

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Ghostkiller12345 9

o_O O_o l m f a o SO stupid?! hes romantic uh ? LOL YDI for bringing that in tha convo

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aarontheawesome 0

YDI: If you already have a bf and you are admitting to him that you are bi, of course the first thought in a mans brain is going to be 'threesome' duh! That aside, again, you have a bf. You are admitting you are bi. This means you get fulfillment out of things your bf cannot provide. A threesome is the only answer that does NOT involve cheating or breaking up. Not to mention girls who will do that are definitely keepers.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#189 Once again, not ALL bisexual people would be comfortable with having a threesome or would even want to have one.

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EvilDave 13

@193, yeah, they just want permission to cheat when they tell their SO they are bi.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#194 Huh? I fail to see your logic. I'm bisexual and have no intention of cheating on my boyfriend. I don't intend upon dating a woman at the same time that I'm dating my boyfriend. Dating two people at once would indeed be cheating in my opinion. Not all bisexual people want to date both a man and a woman at once.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

EvilDave, please research the term 'bisexuality'. Regards.

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EvilDave 13

What is the point of telling him she is bi unless she want's to share a lover with him? Does she expect him to be OK with her dating women while she is with him "forever"? That is cheating as much as if he dated and slept with other women. Here, let me clarify it for you: Even if he's with this woman forever, it simply means that he's with a woman he's in love with. It doesn't mean he's no longer attracted to women.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

EvilDave, bisexual people don't always date two people at once. I'm bisexual, have a boyfriend, and have no intention of dating a woman at the same time that I'm dating him. That would indeed be cheating in my eyes, and I'm not a cheater.

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ourworldislove 3

That's a pretty valid question considering the circumstances... Shouldn't be too bad for you either, considering you're Bi.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

What's the point of telling him? To share every part of herself and her personality with him. It's what couples are supposed to do... Just because she's attracted to both, doesn't mean she's going to cheat on one with another. This has been discussed before in this very FML and I don't see the point in restating it... please read the rest of the comments on the page before you make a fool of yourself.

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Alice_laughed 13

Well, of course that's gonna be the first thing that pops into his head. I mean, I'm a chick, and I would've thought the same thing. But seriously, OP, don't get too worked up about it, because at least he accepts it, and still wants you. Hell, you might even enjoy a threesome. ;) lol

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