By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 08:00 - Australia

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Today, after much thought and serious consideration, I nervously admitted to my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. The first thing that he said in response was: "Want a threesome?" FML
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fwongraven 10

FYL, bisexual doesn't equal wanting threesomes or multiple partners. Dunno, I've been contacted by 'curious' couples (with no instigation on my part) who seem to think the man-and-woman combo must be like all my birthdays come at once. No.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#50 Exactly. Not every bisexual person wants a threesome. I'm bisexual and I'd be hurt if that was my boyfriend's immediate reaction after I told him. I'd consider being a threesome cheating, and so would he-- we both want each other to ourselves.

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mad2physicist 0

I think that response would have occurred from 99.99% of guys. The other .01% are in comas. But I do understand why this could be an FYL, if you are bi but desire (serial) monogamy.

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Hisbabyforever 0

he doesn't mind, that's what you wanted, what's your problem?

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BelleElle_fml 5

How is it cheating if all three participants are consenting?

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spellfire 0

Tell him that you'd like that, OP, and that you'd like the third one to be a guy. Then watch him trying to backpedal out of his proposition. "But honey, you were the one who suggested it!"

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Nefertiti78 0

typical male response, so cliche

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califormula 0

What else was he supposed to say??!!??

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5t3ff1k4h 44

It has to do with what gender she's attracted to. *facepalm* Even if she's with this guy forever, it simply means that she's with a man she's in love with. It doesn't mean she's no longer attracted to women. Angelina Jolie is bisexual. She is also married to Brad Pitt. This doesn't change her orientation.

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Emilyinroom483 7

I can't believe how many people said that she deserved it. Actually, I CAN believe it, and it sickens me. FHL because nobody takes bisexuality seriously.

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