Love and Geek: Today, after not being active on Instagram in over two years,...

By dannydane - 27/11/2017 21:45

Today, after not being active on Instagram in over two years, I was broken up with by my fiancé for following a man. FML

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dannydane 9

Friday 24 November 2017 10:09

Take this in. You ready for this? A meme page. Memes. A guy just so happened to run it.

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 24 November 2017 2:05

I have a feeling that wasn't the REAL reason. Was it just a man, or was it an ex-boyfriend, or your boyfriend's boss? I need more info!

Sinshine 28

Friday 24 November 2017 2:33

Sounds like a made up reason. If that's his real reason, I'd say you dodged a bullet.

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mobrien51598 5

Tuesday 28 November 2017 6:57

Well u shouldn't have followed a man that's practically cheating u might as well have **** him

dannydane 9

Thursday 30 November 2017 6:07

Careful following girls your non existent girlfriend might find out!

mobrien51598 5

Tuesday 28 November 2017 6:59

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Mungolikecandy 19

Tuesday 28 November 2017 7:07

I am presuming it is following on instagram an not via the medium of hiding in bushes with a telephoto lens?

Danishduckling 20

Tuesday 28 November 2017 11:17

It seems to me like it wasn't actually because of that, rather, he was just looking for an "out" that he could blame on you to "make it your fault" when in fact you did nothing wrong at all, if it wasn't this, he'd have found another excuse.

Alexis Leann Winter 12

Tuesday 28 November 2017 19:56

Insecure much?

TeachAllTheMath 19

Wednesday 29 November 2017 0:05

Who doesn’t love memes? Definitely time to move on.

Fiona Kraai 5

Wednesday 31 January 2018 17:29

Sounds controlling and dumb, honey you missed a bullet

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