By muffdriver - 26/12/2010 15:47 - United States

Today, I realized that every day without fail, the muffins I've been making and giving to my husband for work have been hitting speeding cars' windshields. FML
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FYLDeep 25

Vigilante justice from the muffin man.

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perdix 29

Thank you for supporting law enforcement and public safety. Fines don't change speeders' behavior very much, but being pelted with foul-tasting baked goods is a sure cure of the lead foot.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Well op, maybe it's just muffin butts! no one likes muffin butts, so why not play a little game? :D Now if he's throwing out the tops too, you've got a problem. If you're not already, you should buy the pre-made mix and follow directions carefully! Now does your husband have some sort of mental handicap? if so, there may be a rare (very [extremely] rare) possibility that (and imma hate myself for saying it) he might not like muffins :( if so then FYL.

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sugarr0babby0 0

So he likes throwing muffins at speeding cars? Alright..

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Bosia 0

What a waste! They should have been used for throwing at the mailperson when they repeatedly got the house address "wrong" and delivered that Playboy magazine subscription in front of his wife.

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fakeaccountX 6

There's only 1 muffin he cares about, anyway.

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mrfuzzywiggles 11

I wish I got muffins every morning. But seriously this isn't an fml. You gave him the muffins even though it's a waste, he can do whatever the hell he wants to do with the muffins.

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ghostychi 9

That sucks. Why isn't he man enough to tell you your baking stinks.

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MonkeyMan03 0

would you prefer and angry bitchy woman yelling at you?

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badintentions 0

maybe when he told her he wanted some muff in the morning she got confused & started baking.

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TheShard1994 5

hahahah I hope she drove somewhere and saw her man throwing a muffin towards her car x'D

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InBetweenDreams 0

LMAO...That would be too funny! At least the husband has a sense of humor :)

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FYLDeep 25

Vigilante justice from the muffin man.

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annadorkable 0

Learn to bake better . But i would do something like that for fun .

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YouHaveFailed 0

Thats funny. he must have a good sense of humor

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RawrBunneh 0

Haha, well at least it's not going to waste(:

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perdix 29

Thank you for supporting law enforcement and public safety. Fines don't change speeders' behavior very much, but being pelted with foul-tasting baked goods is a sure cure of the lead foot.

39 1