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By Noname - 30/12/2008 16:53 - Australia

Today, after seeing a girl for a few weeks on and off I sent her a text to see if she wanted to go out the next saturday. Predictive text changed "go" to "in". So..."Why don't we in out on saturday?" She stopped calling me. FML

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You deserved it 4 920

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2023 04:00 - United States - Miami Beach

Today, I went out with a girl, I paid for the drinks, and thought everything went well, even though I didn’t make a move, I guess I wanted to take it slow. I texted later to invite her to a private beach next week, only for her to reply that she’s not gonna be available for the next few weeks because her boyfriend is coming to visit. FML

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By Joshua - 03/06/2016 17:53 - United States - Weatherford

Today, the woman I have been seeing said she couldn't see a future with me. This was all because I didn't text her back when I fell asleep after working a double night/morning shift. FML

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Switcheroo

By Saberwolf - 13/02/2011 21:14 - United States

Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML

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Nice try

By Proof-Reader - 15/12/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2015 19:54 - United States - Wheaton

Today, my girlfriend hasn't spoken to me in a week, so I gave her a call. No reply. I texted her, and got a text back saying: "Sorry, dude. Better luck next time!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 236

You deserved it 2 554

By gman - 12/09/2018 03:30

Today, I've been seeing this girl for three months. After asking her if she'd like to go out to eat with me, I realized that she never called me by my name, just "hey you". While we were out, I wondered what she had me saved as, so I texted her when she got up to use the restroom. It was "free food". FML

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You deserved it 477

By BURGERT0WN USA - 10/01/2016 19:46 - United States - Redmond

Today, I texted the girl I'm going to homecoming with in a couple days to say hi. The conversation started OK, but then morphed into her saying that she doesn't feel anything between us, and wants to stop being friends after the dance. I have to buy her dinner and a ticket, out of my own wallet. FML

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You deserved it 2 649

By MCKilllerrr - 18/01/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, the girl I really liked started talking to me, so I asked her out on a date. After waiting an hour at the theatre, I texted her asking where she was. She replied with, "Oh! You were serious about the date?!" FML

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By UnfortunatelySingle - 21/07/2015 06:15 - United States - Portland

Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 447

You deserved it 3 389

By Bilirubin - 20/02/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML

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You deserved it 3 955

mechwarrior 0

Friday 13 February 2009 19:12

A little in-out eh?

pippysthename00 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 5:01

ha, this happened to me on my itouch. i was talking to my friend, and meant to say "hang out" but instead it changed it to "we should go "hang ourselves" on sunday".

Comments

roadace20 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 4:45

i dont see how this is an issue if your phone is anything like my phone it gives you like 2 seconds to cancel the message before it sends and even if you didnt notice it then just send another message that says *on not that big of a deal unless you make it one

starberries 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 18:34

Right, because "Why don't we on out on Saturday" makes a whole lot of sense. It's supposed to say GO.

Chaaar 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 22:52

hahaha this is just way to funny. sorry dude, but if she wont call you again after you've told her it was a mistake, then she's just not worth it.

Chaaar 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 22:55

And, perhaps she should be able to consider, that it could be a fault caused by the T9 (; Personally, I would just laugh afterwards. #18, sounds like a lot of fun :D

grimpow_fml 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 23:47

YDI for not paying attention to what you type. And also for not bothering to explain the typo. you fail :)

HeatherFeatherB 31

Monday 31 December 2012 6:34

Exactly. I can't stand how people use "predictive text" as an excuse for typing something incorrect. Does no one read their text message before sending?

Cwissy 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 10:00

Just explain it. Its happened to me way to many times since i have the habit of texting with out looking at the keypad. My friends get the message though since i do it often enough.