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By Anonymous - 25/05/2017 20:00

Today, after spending five months helping my husband lose a ton, he left me. Apparently, "fit people" should only have sex with "fit people". FML

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By heartbroken - 09/09/2013 07:19 - United States - Cupertino

Today, even after loving him unconditionally, my originally 340 pound morbidly obese husband, who within the past two years lost almost 200 pounds, left me because now, he "can do so much better". FML

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Feeders

By Anonymous - 16/11/2020 23:01

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML

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You deserved it 980

By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 08:07 - Australia - Boronia

Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2017 06:00

Today, I learned that my husband is attracted to obese, unhealthy women after celebrating my weight loss of 175lbs and improving my overall health. FML

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You deserved it 426

It's not me, it's you

By notjustfat - 20/04/2016 23:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said he was no longer sexually attracted to me. He then followed that with, "But don't worry, it's not because you're fat." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2016 15:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML

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Bodyshaming king

By Anonymous - 19/03/2022 10:00 - United States - Little Rock

Today, it's my sixth month of working out 5 days a week, watching what I eat while my family eats like kings, and only losing 2lbs. It's also the day husband said he misses my 20 year-old body and no longer finds me attractive, but that's okay because he "loves me anyways and it's good to know where we stand." FML

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You deserved it 171

Letting go

By Anonymous - 17/05/2023 15:00

Today, after 5 years of marriage, my once-gym-mad husband is now so unfit that even standard missionary sex makes him so breathless and light headed, he has to stop in case he passes out. He hasn’t given me an orgasm in over a year and yet he insists nothing's wrong with him, and that I’m just being mean. FML

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You deserved it 281

Skinny Love

By Anonymous - 17/04/2021 05:00

Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML

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You deserved it 118

By overachiever - 18/07/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML

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idk_rose 25

Thursday 25 May 2017 20:14

What a bag of shit.

Fritterzz 13

Thursday 25 May 2017 20:08

If that's the case I'm screwed...

Comments

Fritterzz 13

Thursday 25 May 2017 20:08

If that's the case I'm screwed...

NirvanaLove 21

Thursday 25 May 2017 22:37

was that a dirty joke?

Vessecora 10

Friday 26 May 2017 9:38

Or not

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 25 May 2017 20:08

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

Seeya55 31

Thursday 25 May 2017 23:47

Perhaps OP was already at an OK weight, and her husband was out of shape. So he got in shape (as much as her) and felt he could now do better. He was very shallow if so.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 26 May 2017 1:39

No, because by his logic, he should have sex with her.

Tiny Terror 19

Saturday 27 May 2017 1:25

Because maybe she's happy with the way she looks?

idk_rose 25

Thursday 25 May 2017 20:14

What a bag of shit.

Glowworm56 26

Thursday 25 May 2017 20:15

That's a load of bull. People can and should be allowed to have sex with whoever they want.

BestOrginalName 22

Friday 26 May 2017 19:34

What happens when you simply don't have enough pickle for dat ass?

Pixiewolfe 46

Thursday 25 May 2017 20:57

o.O But there are studies that show happy people get fat in relationships are they are secure in themselves and their partner's love. Oh boy, I am so screwed:C

jocamo 24

Thursday 25 May 2017 21:22

Im sorry he hurt you, but that sounds like a bs excuse. He just stayed with you til he coulda "get someone better". As soon as that asshat gains the weight back he'll be dumped by whatever shallow person he found.

OlRed 28

Thursday 25 May 2017 21:55

Apparently he is not fit enough to know that "Big girls need loving too!"

fantastamazing 10

Thursday 25 May 2017 23:01

Well screw him in the divorce instead. If he's gonna be a superficial asshat, then be done with him and find a guy who'll appreciate you

DJRy 13

Thursday 25 May 2017 23:21

Wondering who could possibly find this funny? e-e

GIJoefan 6

Friday 26 May 2017 0:09

It's probably been said before but you married an asshole. I'm sorry you had to find out the way you did. You're better off. I just hope you haven't had any children with him though.