Animals: Today, after spending four hours cooking food for a special family... - FML

By Auroraen - 28/06/2013 01:23 - United States - Oswego

Today, after spending four hours cooking food for a special family dinner, I went to take a shower before they arrived. I came back out less than twenty minutes later to find most of the food gone, and a very guilty-looking puppy. FML

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Auroraen 8

Friday 28 June 2013 18:00

OP here. Wow. Thanks for all the nice words, guys. My "puppy" is a 120lb, 9 month old Great Dane. Her name is Lily, and she is worse than Marmaduke and Marly put together. She is a total troublemaker. I had made zucchini bread, beef stew, a bunch of sides, as well as a cake. All of it was from scratch. I had actually put one of those baby gates across the entry-way to the kitchen, and she ended up knocking it over. Next time, I think she's going in the cage while I take a shower. And btw, I did just order a pizza. Everyone had a good laugh at me. And yes, she's practically impossible to stay mad at.

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Inediblepeaches 15

Friday 28 June 2013 10:54

Probably should have put him in a room somewhere else, or at least put the food up higher. Puppies will eat anything they can get their paws on.

love_me_electric 20

Friday 28 June 2013 19:43

The dog is still a puppy, you can't expect a dog to be fully trained before it's even a year old. If yours were, that's great, but not every dog is the same.

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justindrew14 29

Friday 19 July 2013 6:12

cant hate the puppy btw op i know how you feel

PippaButtertubs 15

Thursday 5 September 2013 4:30

forgive the puppy, theyre cute & dont know better

sallygee 9

Monday 1 July 2019 3:46

anyone who leaves food out with a puppy around deserves to have it eaten.

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