By Auroraen - 28/06/2013 01:23 - United States - Oswego

Today, after spending four hours cooking food for a special family dinner, I went to take a shower before they arrived. I came back out less than twenty minutes later to find most of the food gone, and a very guilty-looking puppy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 003
You deserved it 10 459

Auroraen tells us more.

OP here. Wow. Thanks for all the nice words, guys. My "puppy" is a 120lb, 9 month old Great Dane. Her name is Lily, and she is worse than Marmaduke and Marly put together. She is a total troublemaker. I had made zucchini bread, beef stew, a bunch of sides, as well as a cake. All of it was from scratch. I had actually put one of those baby gates across the entry-way to the kitchen, and she ended up knocking it over. Next time, I think she's going in the cage while I take a shower. And btw, I did just order a pizza. Everyone had a good laugh at me. And yes, she's practically impossible to stay mad at.

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Inediblepeaches 15

Probably should have put him in a room somewhere else, or at least put the food up higher. Puppies will eat anything they can get their paws on.

The dog is still a puppy, you can't expect a dog to be fully trained before it's even a year old. If yours were, that's great, but not every dog is the same.

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lifesucks1217 6

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And yet your profile picture is of a dog.

sugarbear0727 19

It happens. I'm glad you were able to laugh it off. And puppies, no matter what kind, are hard to train. They like to test you.

alkolaali 7

Was that a dinasor puppy or what? Four hours of cooking and he eats it in less than 20. Something fishy

ViviMage 39

It takes 90 minutes to make an Oreo cookie. I can snarf it down in 10 seconds.

lifesucks1217 6

-11 for no reason? sounds about right for people these days...

Awwww! I miss those days of puppy adventure. You put things where you just "know they can't get them" and they still do. We had a dog once who could jump ontoour kitchen counters and get the food. Dogs will be dogs and that's why we love 'em!

falconpoke007 10

My basset-bulldog jumps on the counter when we aren't looking. Once he ate a whole 6 ounce steak.

This is why you should learn to crate your dumb dog. You totally deserved it.

awwww!!!!! adorable!!!! love it when my pup does that!!! :D

真应了那句话…都尼玛让狗吃了

Not sure if FYL or YDI. Unfortunately there is no "Adorable pup" option :/