By Auroraen - 28/06/2013 01:23 - United States - Oswego
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OP here. Wow. Thanks for all the nice words, guys. My "puppy" is a 120lb, 9 month old Great Dane. Her name is Lily, and she is worse than Marmaduke and Marly put together. She is a total troublemaker. I had made zucchini bread, beef stew, a bunch of sides, as well as a cake. All of it was from scratch. I had actually put one of those baby gates across the entry-way to the kitchen, and she ended up knocking it over. Next time, I think she's going in the cage while I take a shower. And btw, I did just order a pizza. Everyone had a good laugh at me. And yes, she's practically impossible to stay mad at.
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lifesucks1217
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Show it anywayAnd yet your profile picture is of a dog.
sugarbear0727
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It happens. I'm glad you were able to laugh it off. And puppies, no matter what kind, are hard to train. They like to test you.
alkolaali
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Was that a dinasor puppy or what? Four hours of cooking and he eats it in less than 20. Something fishy
ViviMage
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It takes 90 minutes to make an Oreo cookie. I can snarf it down in 10 seconds.
lifesucks1217
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-11 for no reason? sounds about right for people these days...
and now that makes a whopping total for the ass hole 27
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Awwww! I miss those days of puppy adventure. You put things where you just "know they can't get them" and they still do. We had a dog once who could jump ontoour kitchen counters and get the food. Dogs will be dogs and that's why we love 'em!
falconpoke007
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My basset-bulldog jumps on the counter when we aren't looking. Once he ate a whole 6 ounce steak.
This is why you should learn to crate your dumb dog. You totally deserved it.
awwww!!!!! adorable!!!! love it when my pup does that!!! :D
真应了那句话…都尼玛让狗吃了
Not sure if FYL or YDI. Unfortunately there is no "Adorable pup" option :/
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Probably should have put him in a room somewhere else, or at least put the food up higher. Puppies will eat anything they can get their paws on.
The dog is still a puppy, you can't expect a dog to be fully trained before it's even a year old. If yours were, that's great, but not every dog is the same.