Health: Today, after staying in bed all day for a week from sickness,...

By Anonymous - 05/11/2010 02:22 - United States

Today, after staying in bed all day for a week from sickness, I get up to tell my mom I have terrible back pain and feel extremely dizzy. After curling up on the chair next to her, not being able to keep my head up for too long, she simply stares at me and says, "Can I finish my dinner now?" FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2010 14:41 - Germany

Today, after almost a week of being bed-ridden with a bad flu, my mom told me it was my job to clean the house. When I told her I still had a fever and didn't feel well, she looked at me and said in an understanding voice "It's okay honey, you can do it slowly." FML

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By hungry/grumpy/disabled - 17/07/2022 12:00

Today, I'm on bed rest after a major surgery. I can walk to the bathroom but can barely raise my hands. At the hospital, my mom gave this dramatic speech of being there whenever I needed her. When I asked her to come make me breakfast, she didn’t show up til noon then complained I was in a bad mood. FML

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By jasminejzhu - 14/04/2013 09:58 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, after an exhausting weekend of work, I decided to take a nap. I was awoken several hours later by my mother-in-law knocking on my door. Apparently my 11-year-old called up grandma to complain that she was hungry and that mum was sleeping instead of cooking dinner. FML

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By Sam - 09/01/2018 19:00

Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML

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By WasteOfOxygen08 - 23/06/2019 04:34

Today, I woke up and headed downstairs ready to do the dishes, when my mom hissed at me to, “go do the dishes!” As I was washing them, my mom stood over me the whole time. She eventually said, “You know, it’s pretty fucking sad that I still have to tell you to do these things.” FML

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By I'm just sick, really - 02/05/2015 00:33 - United States - Springfield

Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML

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By Neo - 10/02/2022 16:00

Today, I told my mom that I'd vomited blood. She simply said, “Good” and went back to watching TV. FML

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By LoveYouTooMa - 20/06/2010 04:11 - United States

Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML

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By asdf - 02/02/2009 18:07 - United States

Today, my mom slept all day. But when she got out of bed for five minutes, she told me I was a worthless piece of shit. Then she went back to bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2024 16:00 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I'm incredibly sick. I can't breathe, can't walk ten steps without falling, and no one believes me. My mom just sat next to me and said, "Honey, isn't this all a bit much? Quit being dramatic, because I can't believe this." When I asked why I would fake this, my sister yelled, "Guess you can't go shopping!" I'd want to. FML

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Friday 5 November 2010 8:08

:( Normally I'm a bitch in the comments, but I can't be right now. That sounds like something my mom would do. I'm sorry and I hope you feel better!

CoachLlama 5

Friday 5 November 2010 8:37

Sorry you feel puny. Maybe you can find some over the counter medication to help your symptoms. Give mom a break, she's had to deal with you all week too. After you feel better, do something nice for her.

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1990TD 6

Friday 5 November 2010 13:53

Oh, maybe the mother was afraid OP was going to talk about dirty things, like vomiting, and so she first wanted to enjoy and finish her meal instead. Ö

Heaven666 0

Friday 5 November 2010 13:55

tough up princess it happens my mother does't care if im sick just as long as im away from the family I don't moan or groan there no point to it.. sounds like you old enough to look after yourself anyways.. sympathy doesn't make you any healthier

mcmurdy1980 0

Friday 5 November 2010 14:47

if you are so sick, how did you write this fml? fml for reading and writing this

Flounder 2

Friday 5 November 2010 17:51

I know other posters have said this but the first thing I thought after reading this FML is that OP has meningitis. You should get checked out ASAP.

jeremy1 0

Friday 5 November 2010 19:27

see^^^^ I know what i'm talkin about I'm a Emt studying to be a paramedic with the end goal of being a doctor sumday it sounds like meningitis get to the doctor!

Raecheezy 0

Friday 5 November 2010 22:09

I like your mom, she's a pretty cool guy.

hcovballer247 0

Friday 5 November 2010 22:36

Stop being such a whiny ***** and suck it upp

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Friday 5 November 2010 22:45

I have to chuckle at everyone assuming Mom is worn out from nursing OP back to health. My mom is an amazing woman and mother, but she doesn't do the compassionate, "poor baby" thing very well. Some people just don't have the personality for it. Unless you needed something specific from her, OP, leave her alone and go rest. It sucks to be stuck in bed, I know, but if she gets sick, chances are good that she'll pay a bigger price from being stuck in bed than you will.