By Anonymous - 01/09/2010 14:41 - Germany

Today, after almost a week of being bed-ridden with a bad flu, my mom told me it was my job to clean the house. When I told her I still had a fever and didn't feel well, she looked at me and said in an understanding voice "It's okay honey, you can do it slowly." FML
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perdix 29

C'mon, slack-ass! You've been a parasite to your family for a week, it's about time you do a little work. She IS allowing it to be done slowly -- that woman is a saint!

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GamerGoddess 0

if you've been in bed for a week, ure actually making it worse by staying in bed. you actually have to get up and do stuff if you want to get better - no joke. that doesn't mean scrubbing the floor with a toothbrush, but it's a good idea to walk around, get the mail, do the dishes, sweep the floor.. something light. u have to fight the sickness or you just keep feeling worse

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starile 19

Yes you can! Don't keep trying to use your "fever" as an excuse to get out of chores. Moms know when their kids are lying

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2kool4skoolyo 0

yes yes you must train for the future! When your kid is sick make him/her clean the house as revenge!! OR you can make her a dammih

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thatguy626 0

my mom used to make me do that all the time after I was sick you're just recovering

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mshoes12346 3

he mite still be sick but if ts just a fever suck it up... otherwise i understand. who agrees??

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w2z1 0

Why wasn't she in the kitchen?

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Karynthebabe101 0

I wud have riskedd being grounded and wud have said do it yourself and fall asleep.

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GamerGoddess 0

if you've been in bed for a week, ure actually making it worse by staying in bed. you actually have to get up and do stuff if you want to get better - no joke. that doesn't mean scrubbing the floor with a toothbrush, but it's a good idea to walk around, get the mail, do the dishes, sweep the floor.. something light. u have to fight the sickness or you just keep feeling worse

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yake12 0

heh heh... do it slowly ? THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

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bravesfan112233 0

stop wasting your time and go clean. it will be ur job when your older anyway

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Graawr 7

Actually op it'll do you good if you move a lot. You'll make it worse if you just stay on the bed. Do what your mom said just do it slowly. You're doing your chores and exercising at the same time. =D

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you_failed 15

Eh sounds like my mom stop being lazy just do it! it's not bad xP

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msphatb00ty 0

lmao THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!

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iTaylor 0

stop bitchin' and go clean!

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2kool4skoolyo 0

49 ikr? it seems like today's fmls are " today I tripped FML" kind of fmls

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buzz18 7

Exactly #56, I want more of the ones that are actually good

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marlaineeeee 0

waaahhh let's all cry. just clean and then go back to bed. this isn't a fml, it's you complaining because you're lazy.

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melissalala_fml 0

how is this an fml? it isn't even that bad. stop complaining

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Adrian66_fml 0

Boo freakin hoo. Suck it up. I know I sound like an insensetive jerk but, that cause I am. I have no sympathy for crybabies that want people to feel bad for them, just becase they had to clean their house while they felt a little under the weather. Try tearing out a fence, then putting it back in while it's 100+ degrees out, while haveing to dig a hole that's 5 1/2 feet deep by 2 1/2 feet across in clay, with post hole diggers for a corner post. then we'll talk.

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ceejster 0

suck it up. in the military you don't get "sick time"!

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aekkoukla 0

lmao that's what my mom does all the time. did you try crying and saying "mommy why is god punishing me like this. I haven't done anything wrong so why is he torturing me?" that got me chill time and when I got better I got thirty bucks in my pocket to "enjoy being a healthy teenager."

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mitchn60 6

How about risking your brain and spell words correctly, if you can. "Wud" is "would", and "risked" has only one "d". Come on, people, spelling like this between friends is one thing. But posting messages and comments for the world to see shows either your lack of education or you're too lazy to type a few extra letters.

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Brittney_E 0

"that's okay honey, you can do it slowly" that's what he said!

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jay4who7 0

that's when u mix a couple of food items like:musturd,mayo,pickel juice,soda & tuna eat that till u throw up then pass out in it unroll someone finds u.if ur mom still makes u clean after that then KILL HER jk. :)

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randomlover 0

go to the bitch and cough sneeze whatever the flu does all up in her face and have her drive you places when she's sick

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best1onmap78 0

ha ydi for trying not to do chores =P

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perdix 29

C'mon, slack-ass! You've been a parasite to your family for a week, it's about time you do a little work. She IS allowing it to be done slowly -- that woman is a saint!

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xela96 0

asshole, you ever had the flu? takes a while to get healthy again

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TheDrifter 23

Bitching about fifteen minutes on your feet pushing a vacuum? Not even all at once? It's the flu, you're not dying or parapalegic. My faith in humanity is fading, one more generation amd we'll start dying off from pure laziness and whining the whole time.

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hthelittleone 10

no pain no gain mannn

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