Money: Today, after talking to the man whose car I scratched, we agreed...

By ilovepancakes - 20/09/2016 00:29 - United States - Rolling Meadows

Today, after talking to the man whose car I scratched, we agreed that the damages and cost of repair were so low and instead of me paying I just buy him coffee. When I showed up he saw me, decided I was too ugly to have coffee with, and instead demanded full payment in cash. FML

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By Animal_aide - 07/01/2010 18:42 - Canada

Today, I got my car back from the repair shop. After paying $400 for them to fix the scratches on the driver's side door, some one decided to key both sides of my car while I was on my lunch break from work. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2021 20:01 - Australia

Today, as I served an elderly man at the fast-food restaurant where I work, he leaned over the counter so that his face was mere inches from mine and asked me if I wanted to buy his car. When I politely told him I wasn't interested, he insisted on making a complaint about me to my manager. FML

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By immunizations - 11/12/2010 07:40 - Canada

Today, while parking my car, I accidentally bumped into the car in front of me, making a small, barely noticeable dent. I felt bad, wrote an apology note, and stuck it on his windshield. An hour later, he replied by keying the entire right side of my car. FML

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By brokeandsad - 03/01/2010 20:21 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight about a clogged toilet. He was yelling about not having enough money to buy a better plunger and so I stormed out to buy one myself. While pulling his truck into traffic, a car hit me causing $1000 in damage. FML

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54754N4 14

Tuesday 20 September 2016 12:27

wtf. didn't he see you when you talked about the scratches ?

MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 20 September 2016 12:11

Geez, what a dick. Personally, I'd have enjoyed the Java and shut up.

Comments

Saraishi 24

Tuesday 20 September 2016 18:44

* whose car "Who's" is a contraction for "who is" and, although not as common, "who has". So, "who's car" doesn't make sense grammatically.

LittleLittlered7 6

Tuesday 20 September 2016 21:13

If he didn't see you until coffee, then you must've done the right thing and wrote a note. A verbal agreement for nonpayment isn't going to do anything unless MAYBE it was through text. Too ugly for coffee? I don't know. Stupid & petty, he probably was hoping for sex. Just exchange insurance and go w the estimate idea