By TheCrackerNinja - 26/11/2010 00:55 - United States

Today, after weeks of my girlfriend telling me to be romantic, I decided to make a romantic bath for us, complete with oil bath beads. After we get ready to take the bath, she puts her hand in the water and says she won't get it because 'it feels slimy'. I enjoyed a romantic bath alone. FML
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By Anonymous - 21/08/2023 06:00 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I was excited to finally use the expensive bath bombs I'd been saving. I filled the tub, dropped one in, and settled in for a relaxing soak. The bath bomb fizzed so much that it created a bubble mountain that spilled over, flooding my bathroom with colorful suds. My "relaxing" bath turned into a Slip 'N Slide adventure as I tried to mop up the mess in my birthday suit. FML
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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

sometimes a romantic bath with your hand is all you need

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alex1432 9

Next time just tell her to suck your dick in the moonlight...

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jess2gd4u 0

she's not cool. sounds high maintenance!

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YourWetDream 0

Wow tough break fella. Maybe just a romantic dinner for two next time.

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detolicious 2

she'd prolly have something negative to say about that too.

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YourWetDream 0

Well if she's a bitch, probably. haha but it would avoid the slimy water situation.

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detolicious 2

she does sounds like one. or she's afraid of the swamp monster, in that case dinner should be fine.

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YigalElohev 2

What a bitch. Should have held her head under the "slimy" water until she stopped kicking. Ha. Dump her snobby ass.

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starile 19

Really? Just because she doesn't wanna get inside a slimey bath? I don't see how she was being unreasonable at all.

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RavenXRampage 1

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that 29 wasn't really serious about the drowning the girlfriend thing, and IMO yeah, she was being an unreasonable, snobby bitch. Since when the Hell do a few bath beads make the water 'slimy'?! Jesus.

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blinks 0

take the warning sign now dude this is one girl who won't ever be pleased. I would have though oil bath was a good idea. also she's dumb as batshit - sorry.

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cueevilthunder 0

Drain the water with the bath beads and fill it up again with plain water?

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meintx 9

she's a bitch. I'd love a bf that did that. ;)

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iheartglasses 0

Am I the only one that now sees an FML coming soon from the girlfriend saying something along the lines of, "Today, my boyfriend took a bath with bath oils without me cause I didn't like it. Now I have a boyfriend with skin smoother than mine. FML." Then comes all the comments about him being gay and people saying dump him. OP, good thing you didnt waste that awesome opportunity to relax! Now you got to work on getting your girlfriend to relax. No one wants an up tight significant other

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skyeyez9 24

I haven't bought bath beads in a long time. This fml reminded me that I need to get some more!

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