Intimate moments: Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to...

By Anonymous - 14/12/2018 14:00

Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2019 12:00

Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML

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Rush of gas

By Fart queen - 05/12/2022 04:00

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. When we finished, he mentioned that he made me queef. I didn’t have the heard to tell him I actually farted during sex. FML

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First time?

By Anonymous - 31/07/2021 23:01 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my long-term boyfriend and I went on a romantic getaway. In the hotel we were having great sex, I was so close to… and then he farted. FML

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By atleese - 31/12/2011 15:37 - United States

Today, I was having 'goodbye' sex with my boyfriend. Now for the next four months he's going to remember our last time as the one where I farted and couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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It's a gas gas gas

By Anonymous - 12/05/2021 10:01 - United States - Schertz

Today, as my husband normally initiates sex and sometimes I want to but always chicken out, I was feeling brave and did so. After he came, he continued working on me and I farted. I embarrassingly apologized and he said it was ok and kept going. I then continued to fart, and I had to stop. FML

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A load of hot air

By SkipBeatOtaku - 16/05/2020 20:00

Today, I was having hot sex with my boyfriend. Then, I felt a puff of air hit my face and a rancid smell. My dog had farted in my face. FML

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By Gassy - 14/12/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, I was studying for one of my finals that I had later in the week but decided to take a break and play around with my boyfriend in bed for a couple hours. We decided to 69 for the first time, and everything was going great until out of nowhere, I loudly farted in his face. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2015 14:04 - United States - Lawrence

Today, my boyfriend let out a horrible fart in the middle of sex. Even though it was clearly his, he gave me disgusted look, called me a dirty bitch, then kept going. Let's just say I didn't finish. FML

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Dave_Davington 33

Friday 14 December 2018 14:28

Poor guy. He took a chance, and it blew up in his face.

Chazzster 28

Friday 14 December 2018 15:08

OP, my girlfriend did that once to me. She is now my wife. I understood she didn’t do it on purpose and she was so embarrassed. It’s not a great thing to happen, but unless you make a habit of it it should not be a romance killer.

Comments

Emma Marshall_738558922 12

Saturday 15 December 2018 9:40

Like an actual fart? Or a queef? Cuz there's a difference hahaha

Kaden Jones 1

Saturday 15 December 2018 17:04

You must be a pretty disgusting person if he gave you a pity lay after a dry spell and you **** it up that bad

Diegoba12 16

Saturday 15 December 2018 19:19

I doubt she’s disgusting, it was probably her nerves that it hasn’t happened in a while and she wanted for it to go perfect, I know when I get nervous my belly doesn’t have warnings. Yes it’s a bit nasty but an acceptable mistake sometimes you can’t control it. Any good boyfriend would talk to her about it and understand if it only happens once

BlackAce21 3

Wednesday 13 February 2019 8:18

I only see one disgusting person here and it isn't the OP.

Edgar Zuniga 6

Saturday 15 December 2018 20:17

I wish this happened to me😁

doodlebug33 20

Saturday 15 December 2018 22:38

“Take beano BEFORE and there'll be no gas”

LarryGurgich 2

Sunday 16 December 2018 18:14

I think I'd find this hilarious if it happened to me

lifehappensbutwhyme 10

Sunday 23 December 2018 0:28

Sounds like a deeper problem that should be worked on. Sometimes gross things happen during sex, but in my opinion, it shouldn't cause long dry spells. I've literally gagged and thrown up while giving a BJ to my husband. My husband didn't even bat an eye- just helped me clean up, asked if I was ok, and then we started over again. Once I even had to stop in the middle of sex to take an unexpected bathroom trip and he still wanted to keep having sex afterwords. Can't always control bodily functions and shit happens! Talk to your boyfriend about what's really going on and jump start your sex life again!