Love: Today, after working the midnight shift at my job, I thought...

By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 12:14 - Canada - Saint-laurent

Today, after working the midnight shift at my job, I thought it would be nice to leave a sweet love note along with my boyfriend's favourite candy in his car. Upon finding it, he immediately broke up with me for "breaking into" his car. FML

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By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

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By Blake Lawrence - 26/11/2012 18:59 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my girlfriend decided it would be cute to leave a love letter in my car while I was at work. She left my lights on. I got a dead battery. FML

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My dear neighbor

By Anonymous - 22/02/2020 18:00

Today, I had a very sweet and romantic love note brutally scratched into the door of my brand new car. It was addressed to Cindy. Cindy lives next door. FML

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By ugh - 20/06/2015 10:45 - United States - Tampa

Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML

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Wrong place, wrong time

By lug_nut - 06/01/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML

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nothing92x 13

Tuesday 15 January 2013 19:08

"You broke into my car, I break your heart!"

Seany_93 17

Tuesday 15 January 2013 19:08

That is nice, What a **** head, you deserve better!

Comments

CaptainNap124 8

Tuesday 15 January 2013 22:03

I wish my girlfriend would do stuff like that :/ you can come do that to my car anytime OP

EvilUndead 9

Tuesday 15 January 2013 22:08

If you did have a key for his car, that's not breaking in. If you didn't have a key and picked the lock or something, that's breaking in.

SuperdudeGuy 8

Tuesday 15 January 2013 22:21

Sounds like he just wanted an excuse to break up with you.

dangousity 21

Tuesday 15 January 2013 22:26

anyone one else notice how many attractive commentators there are on this post?... just saying

thewife5 19

Tuesday 15 January 2013 22:39

He's hiding something.. Don't take him back

FlyingPie 17

Tuesday 15 January 2013 22:45

This sounds very familiar. Wasn't there another FML like this not too long ago?

lowshadows 21

Wednesday 16 January 2013 3:02

what I'd give for a girl to leave me a love note and candy, OP you don't just deserve better. you are better.

ak_girl04 4

Wednesday 16 January 2013 6:52

Asshole 4 sure, just an excuse to f*ck someone else.

False_Stupidity 41

Wednesday 16 January 2013 7:43

Run and don't look back.

r0cks0 6

Wednesday 16 January 2013 8:12

Funny, if a guy had broken into a girls car to leave candy and a note everyone would have been crying stalker. Here only one or two people made that connection.

Relenaz 9

Wednesday 16 January 2013 22:24

Not really fair to assume people would be gender biased about that. The gesture could be equally sweet coming from a guy, but as someone mentioned earlier, depends on how long they were dating.