By tigerisabelle - 06/02/2014 03:39
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Hey guys, OP here. I did not know how damaging Flappy Bird was to the brain until my friend convinced me to play it, and it's been a downhill road ever since. I literally smashed into the first pipe 40 times in a row, and got more frustrated every time. So I'm supposed to count to ten when I'm feeling "irrational rage" but instead, I just pressed start. (oops...) I threw my phone through a window. The phone is shockingly okay, except it still has Flappy Satan. Yeah, that game is straight from the depths of hell.
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As in, you snapped your phone? Lol that's what I get tempted to do playing that soul crushing game.
Hey guys, OP here. I did not know how damaging Flappy Bird was to the brain until my friend convinced me to play it, and it's been a downhill road ever since. I literally smashed into the first pipe 40 times in a row, and got more frustrated every time. So I'm supposed to count to ten when I'm feeling "irrational rage" but instead, I just pressed start. (oops...) I threw my phone through a window. The phone is shockingly okay, except it still has Flappy Satan. Yeah, that game is straight from the depths of hell.
Delete the game and never look back OP. It's going to be the death of everyone soon
I knew it was frustrating but I wanted to try it anyway smh. I was curious what all the fuss was about. But I stopped playing it after like 5 tries of not getting past the first pipe and then getting past one only to fail again twice more after that
I tried for the same reason. First few goes were pretty bad. Never got above 5. Though didn't give it more then 15 min before becoming bored and deleting it. Which is sad because I get sucked into games easily. Maybe my brain set up a save yourself barrier.
I got to 23 and now I can't get past 20. It's driving me nuts!!
My boyfriend managed to get 95, I think he might be a wizard.
Do what I did, delete that son of a bitch!
I instead play Outlast on PS4. Playing this game does not get me angry, ******** my pants does.
Trust me and just delete that app! I downloaded Flappy Bird for 10 minutes and played it like 20 times only getting a high score of 3. The amount of self control it takes to delete Satan Bird is huge but worth it. Mostly all I can say is good luck
I've heard the name of the game before but only looked it up today. Saw a couple of gameplay videos on YouTube. I have but one conclusion: people's taste is getting worse by the second. this game plays horrible, looks horrible, feels horrible and sounds horrible. even the name... flappy bird? give me a break. it's not even original in ANY way. there's a million "touch to rise, avoid obstacles" games, most of them are way better than this and just get totally overlooked. **** everyone who made this game popular.
I know the feeling. Trust me.
If it makes you happy, it got taken down today.
Flappy Satan is the best name ever for that app... Ever...
Here, dry your years with my 8
You must be so happy that it was deleted by the creator from the app store… I have no clue why but while playing games on screens, I usually don't have a problem with rage and addiction. I still understand how Flappy Bird got to you though. I played it after seeing this post and I'm one of the only people at my school who's not addicted.
hey op. the bird is coming back in august. im not lying.
You have to feel bad for the guy who made it though. The reason he took it off the App Store is because he was receiving death threats.
I recall playing on my boyfriend's phone when he came down to see me. I was content to surpass 10, but it was like a little voice inside my head was telling me "you can do better". The game's weird like that; it has an odd way of making you think "ok, this time will be different" every time you fail.
I really hope you don't get into clan wars...that might become fatal...
Flappy bird must have come from the depths of hell just like those sugar free haribo gummy bears
oh those gummy bears...
The trick is to curse at it with every tap. This game is an evil demon spawn sent from the pits of hell.
From the description in the app store, Flappy Bird looked incredibly easy. And what's better than some easy game to pass time? When I play it, I'm never satisfied with my last score, so I keep playing. It's very frustrating, but Ill probably never delete it until I find a better game. Anyone who's played it gets frustrated and kind of obsessive over it. Regardless of the obvious, everyone loves a challenge.
He is a smart ass! Awesome he will need that in the future
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It's okay! We all hope that bird burns amongst the depths of hell.
Did you at least get a new high score?