By Anonymous - 06/11/2018 13:18 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I was sitting on my balcony at night when the house across from me had a light that started blinking. I know Morse code and the messages said, "Help, I am kidnapped." Naturally, I called the police, but it was just some bratty kid. I'm in trouble for wasting police time. FML
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KingAdrock 16

Somebody flashed "I am kidnapped" in morse code and the cops get pissed at the person who *reported* it? I don't believe it.

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Dave_Davington 33

You have a balcony and you know Morse code, huh? Well, aren't we fancy.

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KingAdrock 16

Somebody flashed "I am kidnapped" in morse code and the cops get pissed at the person who *reported* it? I don't believe it.

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aruden 25

You mean the 1 in a million chance this kid used morse code and someone who just happens to know it was across the street facing their house seems fishy?

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Playden 1

The kid could of googled the phrase and used it

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draghkar 18

I don’t believe you. If they doubt your CW abilities, you can easily prove it. And I’m sure the police would believe you over a kid.

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Dave_Davington 33

You have a balcony and you know Morse code, huh? Well, aren't we fancy.

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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Maybe the kid sending this shit should be in trouble?

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onceuponatime456 16

How does this crap get posted?

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Phillycheeze 20

What kind of craziness is that? Are the police just as crazy in Canada as they are here in the US?

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BurnInDemonFire 34

I don't see how. You weren't to know it was a kid messing around, and you did what anyone who knows Morse Code would have done. If anyone should be in trouble, it's the kid.

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Razell 13

You can cheer yourself up by thinking how sad that kid will be when he actually gets kidnapped, and no one will pay attention to his signals.

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PenguinPal3017 19

I read a story about this, it was called "The Boy Who Morse-Coded Kidnapped".

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tounces7 27

That's called "Natural Selection".

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GrumpyGrinch 23

That is an updated version of the previous story "The shepherd who cried Wolf!"

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AxelRose 6

Wait...They got mad at YOU? That sucks...

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Ksweety_fml 27

Wow.. that's crazy because a house across the street from kept blinking their porch light and off at night.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Yeah, but they were telling you to stop staring at their house like a creep.

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Sinshine 28

Why are you in trouble when someone else faked a call for help? The kid should be in trouble, not you.

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