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By anonomous - 07/04/2012 15:27 - United States

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Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 970
You deserved it 46 375

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Maybe you should of been honest about faking it

Finnick_fml 12

It took him years to give you an ******..?

Comments

Why couldn't you just tell him at first that he wasn't doing it right and help him do it better

You shouldn't fake it... And really it toke that long poor bugger

Marriages should be about trusting someone. If you are unhappy you tell your partner so you can fix it. Being 'selfless' only works when it is accomplishing something. Sex is not going to save the world. You pretty much just gave your husband a free card to not try.

I have never had an ****** from just sex. Vaginal penetration feels really good, but it doesn't get me off. I made sure my boyfriend understood that when we started having sex. I need direct clitoral stimulation for a very long time (sometimes more than 30 minutes), and it's honestly exhausting for me. I'll decide I want to ****** every once in a while and we'll make it happen, but it's just too much work for an every sexual encounter thing. My boyfriend is amazing in bed and we're very open with what we like and don't like, so it's not a matter of him not knowing how to please me. Some women just don't ****** very easily, and the sex is totally fantastic and amazing even when I don't. I feel like I enjoy sex a lot more when we're not concerned with making me come. :)

blackman100 20

Just tell a guy out front that he doesnt give you an ****** so that when he does it next time he will do something better and you will actually get an ******. After all, it's only logical.

MaoKittyMaoMao 6

Never fake an ******. That's weird. Just ask him to do something different... don't be mundane. ._.

thefuckinloser 6

he know them that is what i love about women a woman will not lie but she will fake orgasms i

Whatttt .... Takes me about a minute to give my girlfriend one... He is either small or u don't find him attractive enough