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By anonomous - 07/04/2012 15:27 - United States

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Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML
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mejiiaa 0

Maybe you should of been honest about faking it

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Finnick_fml 12

It took him years to give you an ******..?

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VaporeonMama 8

Legit a fair portion of the time I can't be bothered having an ******. And it's nothing to do with my partner either, he's amazing at it. Does your husband just not care, OP? I'm confused.

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shannon2348 14

Well what was he supposed to think? ydi for faking.

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J15237 25

I think the best option would have been having an open communication with your man and then i don't know helping him get you off? Maybe telling him where to touch you, slow, fast and things like that. and if all else fails reach down and rub your clit while he is inside you. Ride him more so that you have complete control and can make sure you achieve your ******. Its really important to guys too that their lovers get off. Well most guys.

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