App
FML for mobile
Free
Open in app

By anonomous - 07/04/2012 15:27 - United States

Spicy
Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 970
You deserved it 46 375
Women's Day: Equality and Laughter
Stories that celebrate women in a light-hearted and humorous way, because equality can also be a source of joy! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

mejiiaa 0

Maybe you should of been honest about faking it

354 16
Finnick_fml 12

It took him years to give you an ******..?

296 15

Comments

nofearjenshere 12

153- really?

3 1
Awnonymous 4

Faking is dumb as **** and so are you

1 0
Cuselaxer22 0

You need to come clean OP. It's the right thing to do.

1 0
JHOWARD91 2

I feel your pain. I haven't had one in years.

1 1
bnikki182 1

Wow that sucks. I am so glad I don't have to fake mine anymore. of course the guy who I dated before my boyfriend didn't know I was faking it.

1 0
NotInTheMoodShoo 0

I don't get it, why would anyone fake an ******? That's just retarded... And if my guy at the time, whomever it may have been, couldn't get the job done... I was more than glad to help him out... And trust me, he enjoyed watching and learning.. People are too upright about sex... RELAX!!!

2 0
NotInTheMoodShoo 0

Ugh.... Uptight**

1 0
kalbrek009 20

YDI, you should have said something loooooooonng ago, & helped show him how to get you off. If, you've never actually had one before this...you should have figured it out yourself before & told him what things/positions you'd like to try in order to get one. Lying doesn't help either of you, so don't be surprised if he starts wondering if you've been fooling around on him with other guys because he wasn't giving you orgasms all this time. Pitiful is what women who fake orgasms are & you my dear, have just become the poster girl for why NOT to fake them.

0 0
marid_fml 2

Maybe she *can't* get off, though, which is what the people above are saying. If she's never been able to give herself an ****** (which can happen), and the guys she's been with have never given her one through any means above and beyond sex, then she'd probably fake it so he doesn't feel bad. Maybe you should try not seeing the worst in people :P. Maybe she enjoys sex and just doesn't put a priority on ****** anymore.

0 0
GoldenGrizzly 7

But the thing is SHE did have an ******, it is the basis for the FML.

0 0