Miscellaneous: Today, Amazon didn't deliver the present I bought my mother...

By Trainspotting - 03/04/2011 13:32 - United Kingdom

Today, Amazon didn't deliver the present I bought my mother for Mothering Sunday, so she called me an 'Ungrateful bastard.' And about half an hour ago, I cut my thumb whilst making her lunch. She said, 'You're doing this on purpose so I feel sorry for you. Well I don't.' FML

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Today, my mom and siblings got into a fight. Being generally quiet and non-confrontational, I stayed out of it. Shortly thereafter, I was yelled at by my mother for being "ungrateful" and "disrespectful." I still don't know what I did wrong. FML

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By Aisu - 08/05/2009 18:14 - United States

Today, my mother called me a bad son for not telling her "Happy Mother's Day". When I told her Mother's Day wasn't until the 10th, she said that I would have forgotten anyway. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, my mom was going to take me shopping to buy a gift for my dad’s birthday, but unfortunately, I missed a spot while cleaning the kitchen. Now my mom is “embarrassed to be seen with me in public” and will buy my dad nothing, and tell him it’s because I don’t love him. FML

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IndianRapper 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 19:46

ur moms sorta a bitch im sorry:(

BobSock 1

Sunday 3 April 2011 19:48

What is " Mothering Sunday"?

Comments

IsBitchBetter 1

Sunday 3 April 2011 20:06

OP didn't say the gift was to be delivered on Sunday, just that it wasn't delivered. The point is that OP's mother is acting like a heinous bitch.

parkg1996 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 20:10

your mom's a total bitch.

C6Racer 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 20:12

Give her some unicorns and glitter.

irokyoursox 6

Sunday 3 April 2011 20:17

I hate that commercial

C6Racer 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 20:21

I hate you.

MissBunny25 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 20:31

I hate people who hate macaroni

C6Racer 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 20:39

Good thing I love macaroni. I remember the very first bowl of mac I was gonna eat, but I dropped it on my way to the table when I was 11. I was like D: then )*:

ugliness 6

Sunday 3 April 2011 20:40

I hate macaroni >:3 jk

mintcar 9

Sunday 3 April 2011 20:22

Your mother is so kind, it's almost ridiculous.

dubsweets 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 20:42

keep the gift

heathersmorin 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 20:43

Tell your mom that her shit didn't arrive on time, then show her what you ordered. in the midst of showing her, cancel the order and tell her that's what you get for being selfish ungrateful mother that would talk to their own child that way!!

brooishu 13

Sunday 3 April 2011 22:32

Agreed.

poweys 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 20:51

you sound like a slave held under captivity by an evil witch man

TheWorldGreatest 8

Sunday 3 April 2011 21:13

Sorry to say that your mother is a dumb freaking ass.

jrmetz 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 21:17

having a bitchy attitude isn't exactly deserving of any gift, esp on 'Mothering Sunday'- trust me I have a bitch of a mother and she hasn't received jack from me for years