Miscellaneous: Today, Amazon didn't deliver the present I bought my mother...

By Trainspotting - 03/04/2011 13:32 - United Kingdom

Today, Amazon didn't deliver the present I bought my mother for Mothering Sunday, so she called me an 'Ungrateful bastard.' And about half an hour ago, I cut my thumb whilst making her lunch. She said, 'You're doing this on purpose so I feel sorry for you. Well I don't.' FML

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By Prae - 01/10/2012 05:47 - United States - Dallas

Today, I washed the dishes for my mom while she was out, as they seemed to be piling up. I accidentally sliced my hand with a knife in the process. After a trip to the hospital, it was revealed she'd been leaving those dishes there "to teach dad a lesson." FML

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Cool your jets

By tiredoffamilydinners - 12/01/2012 05:00 - United States

Today, my mom and siblings got into a fight. Being generally quiet and non-confrontational, I stayed out of it. Shortly thereafter, I was yelled at by my mother for being "ungrateful" and "disrespectful." I still don't know what I did wrong. FML

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By Aisu - 08/05/2009 18:14 - United States

Today, my mother called me a bad son for not telling her "Happy Mother's Day". When I told her Mother's Day wasn't until the 10th, she said that I would have forgotten anyway. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2014 08:03 - Australia

Today, my mum was in a bad mood, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her I love her, and giving her a hug. She slapped me hard enough to leave a red, hand-shaped mark on my face, and told me to fuck off with my "sarcasm". FML

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You OK hon?

By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off". She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language". FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, my mom was going to take me shopping to buy a gift for my dad’s birthday, but unfortunately, I missed a spot while cleaning the kitchen. Now my mom is “embarrassed to be seen with me in public” and will buy my dad nothing, and tell him it’s because I don’t love him. FML

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IndianRapper 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 19:46

ur moms sorta a bitch im sorry:(

BobSock 1

Sunday 3 April 2011 19:48

What is " Mothering Sunday"?

Comments

ColdGold 6

Monday 4 April 2011 23:15

Tell her just to wait. You have something very special for her on Muther's Day. hee hee hee

FAYUL12345100 3

Tuesday 5 April 2011 0:43

Stupid mom; by saying bastard, she is insulting herself.

mariet_fml 23

Tuesday 5 April 2011 3:08

"Hey, Mom, here's your present." -trashcan-

Dranskee 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 4:42

ur moms a bitch!!!!

DriftingTaco 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 6:26

Man, I wouldn't get her shit- she thinks you're ungrateful when she's complaining about not getting a present? Her logic is a bit backwards.

jjfml55555 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 0:46

that's ****** up!!!...did u tell her how u cut ur thumb?

MistyLazuli 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 2:01

Your Mum is a bitch, man! Don't take it personally, she is CLEARLY immature and has an entitlement attitude. Let me guess, she's a baby boomer, right?