Intimacy: Today, an attractive guy told me he wanted to get to know me...

By fail - 21/12/2010 09:38 - United States

Today, an attractive guy told me he wanted to get to know me and see me again. When I told my boyfriend, in hopes of stirring up some jealousy, he said "he'll regret it when he finds out what you're like in bed, trust me." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2010 21:26 - United States

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By NotCuteEnough - 24/08/2009 21:27 - United States

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Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. Later on, his mom pulls me aside and tells me to back off, saying he will never marry someone like me and he should be with a nice girl like his ex. They broke up after he found her in his bed with his roomate. FML

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By YouDontSay - 10/05/2015 15:35 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML

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By Busted - 21/10/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML

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By Laura - 17/09/2010 00:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML

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By pitytitty - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML

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amiemariej 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 16:01

when you act like a bitch, expect to be treated like one

hateplow 3

Tuesday 21 December 2010 16:04

win. jealousy games are weak.

Comments

bevsta 7

Tuesday 30 August 2011 14:55

****

Wcngfl 4

Monday 14 November 2011 12:26

hahaha thats what you get for talkin shit :)

Jojo0607 1

Monday 12 March 2012 1:01

Dump that loser!!!!

lexyyisamazing 0

Sunday 25 March 2012 17:16

I think the lesson here is that he's still with you...

Pointy 12

Thursday 19 June 2014 20:45

Karma is a bitch, and so are you

cadillacgal79 32

Thursday 17 July 2014 4:43

Wow, you must be so loyal! /sarcasm

maggeei 16

Wednesday 8 June 2016 5:41

Why would you tell your boyfriend??

jairolover 25

Friday 30 September 2016 22:17

grow up, why would you purposely try to make your boyfriend jealous... smh

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