Intimacy: Today, an attractive guy told me he wanted to get to know me...

By fail - 21/12/2010 09:38 - United States

Today, an attractive guy told me he wanted to get to know me and see me again. When I told my boyfriend, in hopes of stirring up some jealousy, he said "he'll regret it when he finds out what you're like in bed, trust me." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2010 21:26 - United States

Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML

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By YouDontSay - 10/05/2015 15:35 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML

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By Busted - 21/10/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML

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By Laura - 17/09/2010 00:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML

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By pitytitty - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML

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amiemariej 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 16:01

when you act like a bitch, expect to be treated like one

hateplow 3

Tuesday 21 December 2010 16:04

win. jealousy games are weak.

Comments

jklyt14 0

Friday 24 December 2010 6:04

well you learned to NEVER play jealousy games with your bf either he knows what your doing and makes you feel bad or it works he gets jealous and it turns very ugly trust me girls have tried it on me before so YDI

Peasanthunter_fml 0

Friday 24 December 2010 20:02

Gotcha bitch!

WillOffenbacker 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 1:39

Head games suck!

foryoublue94 0

Monday 27 December 2010 20:52

People who try to make the person they're dating jealous. BOO YOU ***** D

supahnazi 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 18:52

i wouldve been pissed

nalia18 8

Friday 31 December 2010 7:17

He's soo jealouse no joke. Matters what his facial expression looked like

lunkness_monster 0

Monday 21 March 2011 11:01

You're useless go ******* kill yourself.

chellabella856 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 20:25

hahaha u should learn some new tricks hun

jadejazmyn 5

Monday 13 June 2011 7:05

I take it ur bjs blow chunks and you just lay there and don't move. And if you do ride you're probably not good at it. Watch flicks learn techniques read Zane lol