By homerde - 05/02/2011 06:29 - France

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Today, and even at this very moment, my ex, who I'm still in love with, is having sex with her new boyfriend. He's my neighbor and she's making a lot more noise with him than she did with me. FML
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aseq94 0

call the police on them for disturbing the peace !

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toelie 26

Good for her if she's found a guy with whom she has better sex. Could also be that she is going a little overboard with the noise cause she's faking it with him, though, or she is aware of you being his neighbour and is showing off.

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ifyouseekamy666 0

idk y but this fml reminds me of the song wasn't me by shaggy, 'cept she's not cheating she ditched u haha

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The_Dude_Abides_ 0

she's only making more noise because she knows you can hear it.......bitches are like that

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AwesomeAsFcuk 0

Maybe that was the problem.... not enough noise.

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writergirl69 0

just tell yourself the noise means she has to fake it with him and blast some kids music to kill his boner!!

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seanders 10

Get a restraining order stating she can't be within 500 yards of you, problem solved!:)

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aseq94 0

call the police on them for disturbing the peace !

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whoisthisgirl 4

lol yes especially since she probably doing it just so you could be jealous haha

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toelie 26

Good for her if she's found a guy with whom she has better sex. Could also be that she is going a little overboard with the noise cause she's faking it with him, though, or she is aware of you being his neighbour and is showing off.

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TurboTalon 0

Watch Sarah Marshall.

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SchiTzenGiglez 0

u know she's probably doing that on purpose too

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atomicJ 0

look for a new gf and start making alot of noise too! make it into a competition. when she has sex again do the same and see who is louder! haha I would!

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insanesna1l 0

forgetting Sarah Marshall style :-) start dating your neighbours exes as payback

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djcoco5 0

why would you talk about the dog? you're an idiot. that's completely unnecessary. no wonder YOU look retarded.

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breenntt 0

What an amazing neighbor you have. LOL.

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Sirin_fml 46

No shit: "Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!"

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UpsidedownKayak 9

I think this would be more entertaining if you three were cursing at each other in french. It's like wiping your ass with silk.

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Sirin_fml 46

But the Oracle says no. I am disappoint.

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Floh_fml 0

Sorry, I can't see that when I use my phone !

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Faleni 4

if it makes you feel any better op...he's probably a rebound...

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bluepheonix 0

Yeah..forget about her. She's using him to get under your skin. If it keeps up seriously call the police.

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krazy_glu3 0

battle of the sex noises. and it begins...

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