By homerde - 05/02/2011 06:29 - France

Spicy
Today, and even at this very moment, my ex, who I'm still in love with, is having sex with her new boyfriend. He's my neighbor and she's making a lot more noise with him than she did with me. FML
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aseq94 0

call the police on them for disturbing the peace !

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toelie 26

Good for her if she's found a guy with whom she has better sex. Could also be that she is going a little overboard with the noise cause she's faking it with him, though, or she is aware of you being his neighbour and is showing off.

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fartacus 0

It's time to move on. If she's doing that she lacks class & breeding and you are much better off. Listen to Dr. Fartacus, the best way to get over a chick is to get under another one. It's time to drop the sadness and write her off. She isn't worth your time. Now go forth and sin no more ;-)

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sallen0046 4

She lacks class and breeding for entering into a relationship with someone who simply lives close to the OP, but it's completely acceptable for OP to go screw anything that complies because it will help him get over her? That's ignorant and ridiculous.

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CaptainJ1000 1

Damn federal waiting periods. This guy knows what I'm talking about! eh?

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ArthursLifeSucks 2

Sorry dude. That's the worst kind of pain. Your only real solace is that she's obviously a bitch.

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frosting1012 0

if she makes too much noise, she's faking. jussayin.

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Asario 0

well youve learned 2 things: 1. you know why she broke up with you & 2. you know your neighbors john is substantually larger then your small, wrinkled asian one. FYL OP

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doublewide420 0

go make some noise with a girl you know..just to get even..

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thew_fml 14

what i've learnt: many guys on FML have apparently never made a woman cum really hard if they think noise = faking

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sallen0046 4

So not only are you a lousy screw, but you're also the creeper who's hanging around listening intently to the sexual experiences of his ex? Seriously man, you don't HAVE to listen. Get some headphones or turn up the tv.

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