Miscellaneous: Today, and for the past few days, there is a musical box stuck... - FML

By supertacowaffle - 28/11/2014 20:47 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, and for the past few days, there is a musical box stuck somewhere in my attic that randomly plays Christmas songs. FML

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supertacowaffle 41

Saturday 29 November 2014 16:45

This is my FML :') basically we have a huge box of Christmas decorations up there, but there's hardly any floorboards and they have been put on the spongy floor, and something has moved up there so this box keeps going off, waiting for someone to move it or at least try and get the box out.

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sarah5745 41

Saturday 29 November 2014 14:30

The nightmare..

ScottVining 21

Saturday 29 November 2014 14:35

That's creepy as hell...

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nick3600 22

Wednesday 3 December 2014 2:40

Awesome

Huddisher 10

Thursday 4 December 2014 7:47

That's creepy.

dannydolan 2

Monday 8 December 2014 3:51

At least ya don't have it there in June!

jimyni 1

Wednesday 10 December 2014 19:41

Tis the season

Dapper_Dolphin 6

Wednesday 28 January 2015 11:34

I live in an apartment I hear a tune every 15 minutes

Niz_DD 14

Thursday 25 June 2015 14:18

Well if that thought helps you sleep better at night..

vb68_fml 28

Thursday 15 October 2015 23:17

It's a leprechaun :)

Nvsmith 6

Tuesday 21 June 2016 17:42

I'd nope tf outta there

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Today, I asked my boyfriend to spend the night at my house because my dad would be working out of town, and once the rest of the house left I thought it'd be sweet if he snuck in my room and slept with me. His reply was, "Why bother? You're on your period, it's not like we can do anything." FML

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Today, I threw a birthday party for my boyfriend. As a joke, my friend and I served him non-alcoholic beer to see how he'd react. After a while, he faked being drunk, using it as an excuse after I caught him making out with one of my so-called "friends". FML

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Today, I saw a girl asking for money on the median of an entrance to a parking lot with her dog. Later, I bought a box of dog treats for her. I drove up and handed it to her. She rolled her eyes and said, "How the hell am I supposed to carry that?" I sat there in stunned disbelief with the box she refused to take. FML

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Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML

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Today, I realized that my mother's voice triggers my misophonia. I don't have the courage to tell her that I literally hate her voice, due to a hearing disorder, because I don't know how to say it without sounding like a douche. FML

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Today, I left for work. Halfway to my car, my neighbour's son jumped out and emptied a bucket of water all over me. The little pissant screamed with laughter and ran back to his house. His mum's reaction was essentially, "Kids will be kids" and slamming the door on me. FML

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