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By bullah007 - 28/11/2014 18:43 - Pakistan - Lahore

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Today, my friend made a fake account on Facebook, pretending to be a girl, and posted my phone number on a sexting group. I've been getting calls and text messages from horny weirdos all day long. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 035
You deserved it 4 431
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BntyHntrSeattle 30

Just answer: "Hello. This is the Police. How may i help you?"

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AddictGamer 16

#44, in the FML, it says 'pretending to be a girl'.

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randompizzaguy 17

I find it funny so many people jump to disgrace his friend. It's ******* hilarious, and friends did stuff like this all the time to my knowledge. Unless OP has something against pranks and jokes like this, then let the war begin.

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StantheMan93 12

#68 I wholeheartedly agree. Real friends do that kind of stuff to be funny. You can tell real friends and fake friends by how nice they are. Example. A real friend will post your phone number on a website like that. A not so real friend will be as nice as they can be and kiss your ass. In the end only a real friend stands by your side. That's my opinion. OPs friend is a real friend in my eyes.

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LiveLifeAllDay 11

Honestly the only thing I could think of is blocking all the weirdos or get your friend to delete your number . Hope you figure something out

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thevelociraptor 31

Yes it is... "My friend made a fake account" also OP never said his 'friend' was a girl.

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HairIsEverything 15

#39 I'm pretty sure #38 was referring to the OP, and mistakenly put "hers" instead of "his", thinking #2 meant block them on Facebook, not their phone number. So your reply is not only bitchy, but invalid as well.. sorry for the run on sentence. just my opinion

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thevelociraptor 31

It's hard to tell someone's emotions when you're not speaking in person. It didn't come across my mind that it could have been a typo, but don't be so quick to call someone a bitch.

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CoolCookie210 22

So what exactly are you complaining about? ;)

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ahippienamedrae 10

That won't make him any better than his so-called "friend"

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

Just answer: "Hello. This is the Police. How may i help you?"

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devildog562 33

Don't know about in Pakistan, but in the USA , it's a felony charge to impersonate the police.

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Ichiya 29

Or "Thank God you called. I hid their bodies but what to I do about all the blood."

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sturschaedel 27

"*OP's towns* pet cemetary - you put them down, we take them under, how can I help you today?"

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devildog562 33

That's the beginning of a good prank war. Get some pictures of a stripper. Post it on Craigslist with his house address and have a caption saying to leave letters and money in the mailbox for a good time .

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Mauskau 35

That's seriously risky. Having people calling you or texting you is one thing, inviting crazy strangers to your home (or in this case, someone else's) can be the start of a murder case.

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lfsabtch 4

Murder case. You guys need to watch Joy Ride.

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empbob 20

I can see the next FML... "Today to get my friend back for a prank he pulled on me, I sent weirdos to his house, now I find out he's gay, and now dating one of the weirdos... FML..."

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_Patrick____Star 8

Tell them all to meet up somewhere and give them a time. Horny weirdos have a lot in common.

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brenton490 19

Even better have them all meet at a spot and have your friend you at that same spot...but you never showed up.

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isabellasimone 18

You might want to change your number...and not be that person's friend..:(

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gary3768 13

Sexting groups on facebook? Really? Lol

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