By Femme - 16/02/2012 16:41 - Russia

Today, and since forever, my boyfriend talks in his sleep. Last night, he told me, “I like you very much, young man.” FML
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SixthSinEnvy 39

"I like you very much too, Ma'am." Keep the conversation going! That's half the fun of having friends/loves who talk in their sleep. My friend is a server and sometimes she takes your order in her sleep. I'm still waiting on my baked potato with extra sour cream, though.

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RichardPencil 30

You'll find out what that really means, by and bi.

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RichardPencil 30

You'll find out what that really means, by and bi.

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SixthSinEnvy 39

"I like you very much too, Ma'am." Keep the conversation going! That's half the fun of having friends/loves who talk in their sleep. My friend is a server and sometimes she takes your order in her sleep. I'm still waiting on my baked potato with extra sour cream, though.

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Dave_Davington 33

This FML is from Russia, so chances are this guy wasn't talking in his sleep in English.

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GhostFox 33

.... If he wasn't speaking in English, OP still obviously knows enough of his first/other language to determine what he was saying, and could probably get together some kind of reply.

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Dave_Davington 33

Actually, I thought #2 was implying he could've said "ma'am" instead of "man". Looking at it again, though, it would seem I've had a brainfart.

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GhostFox 33

That makes more sense. It was a bit confusing without the brain fart context.

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Emma1562 35

My grandma cooks in her sleep, she'll move her arms around while doing a stirring motion lol

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cacheson 41

Just wait until he wakes up and the young man morphs into you. The look on his face will be great!

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mariri9206 32

Maybe he was dreaming about staying at the YMCA? lol

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Snufkinn 16

Haha my other half talks in her sleep. It cracks me up I love having sleep conversations with her and see where they go.

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delichick 27

Youre boyfriend is dreaming? Ive been told Ive talked in my sleep too, I think I do it when Im stressed. He has no control over it, dont take it personally

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trucker2 33

Sleep talking gets you in hot water- I confessed to knocking his street glide over - The nighttime interrogation never ends.

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rissa5214 14

Dude you knock over someone else's street glide, you deserve to be knocked over.

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trucker2 33

In my defense, I bought him the bike....our bike

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Vanilla_Cupcake 10

That is a really vague sentence and probably completely innocent. He could just be talking to a guy who saved his life or something. It is a dream, after all.

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needagoodlaugh 34

He could have been speaking both parts of the conversation and been saying what he would like the other person to say, maybe his boss or at a job interview or your father. It's so hard to tell when people speak in their sleep, sometimes it just doesn't make any sense.

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