Miscellaneous: Today, as a prank, a friend and I tied a 10 dollar bill to a...

By Jackassed - 12/05/2011 17:53 - United States

Today, as a prank, a friend and I tied a 10 dollar bill to a fishing line, and yanked it away from people as they reached for it. It was going really well until one of our victims pulled a knife and chased us around the block. FML

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You deserved it 59 211

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By ethawesome1125 - 03/11/2014 00:11 - United States - Round Rock

Today, I found a $20 bill on the ground, so I decided to pick it up. It was actually attached to a string and was meant to be a prank by some kids. They failed miserably, so I took the money. They ran up to me and punched me in the balls for taking their cash. FML

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You deserved it 7 498

Rightly so

By Anonymous - 23/04/2022 00:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, my friends and I decided to prank the pizza guy. Once he rang the doorbell, I jumped out of the bushes wearing a scary mask and holding a fake dagger. He almost instantly whipped out a Taser and got me right in the collarbone. FML

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You deserved it 2 674

By Noname - 27/02/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, during a game of manhunt, my brother and his friends thought it would be funny to tie me to a telelphone pole with my very own multicolored jumprope from when I was younger. They left me there. My mom drove by, stared and then laughed, She kept driving. FML

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You deserved it 5 131

By who_could_it_be - 06/08/2009 13:35 - Canada

Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML

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You deserved it 570 248

By bubblezzz123 - 04/09/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML

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You deserved it 5 718

Pranked out

By Anonymous - 10/10/2023 14:30

Today, I pranked my friend and started a fake fight. However, she opened up and admitted to doing a bunch of stuff. We've now stopped being friends. FML

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You deserved it 1 099

Leg it

By BobbyHutchinson - 20/10/2009 15:57 - Australia

Today, someone tried to mug me. I panicked and ran. As they chased me with their knife out, I heard a slip and a shout behind me but kept running. Six blocks later I was spotted, arrested, and held for questioning by the police. The mugger fell, stabbed themselves, and told a cop that I did it. FML

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You deserved it 2 845

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By superfreak6 - 20/05/2016 13:25 - United States - New Orleans

Today, after fishing for 5 hours, I finally caught a respectable-sized fish. I ran to my truck to grab the scale, and then I saw my friend laughing hysterically while holding an empty net. Apparently, the only catch of our day jumped out of the net during the 15 seconds I was gone. FML

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You deserved it 1 969

By Anonymous - 10/10/2012 01:57 - United States - Rancho Santa Margarita

Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML

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You deserved it 2 427

By Ages ago - 08/05/2019 10:00 - Poland - Warsaw

Today, two guys robbed me. As I wrestled them on the ground, my best friend just stood next to all this, telling me to give them the money already, or we'd be late for school. FML

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You deserved it 248

Kikitann 9

Thursday 12 May 2011 22:44

you made me lol at 1am. damn you.

Captain_Obvious2_fml 6

Friday 13 May 2011 2:21

not to be a spelling nazi but you said loose as in her vag was loose instead of lose like lose blood. lets see how many -1 i can get

Comments

sheethapins 13

Friday 13 May 2011 3:53

Well don't tease me with $10 when you know damn well I'm hungry and taco bell is up the road! I cut you so bad... you wish didn't cut you so bad!

Kua_Mei 0

Friday 13 May 2011 3:56

I don't think a ***** is necessary for gayboii; just use a pen.

LordGoober 13

Friday 13 May 2011 4:03

Ydi for trying to prank a hobo

butterflyz1961 2

Friday 13 May 2011 4:09

He sounds childish.

Voqab 3

Friday 13 May 2011 4:42

really though first off u don't kno it was a ghetto person second not all ghetto people smoke weed

j_cat187 19

Friday 13 May 2011 4:54

jackass, damit did u read the disclosure in the begging? it states u should never replicate the events seen on this show.

heysup28 0

Friday 13 May 2011 5:08

this is awesome

bigmac77 0

Friday 13 May 2011 5:12

lmao oh god i can see me doing that and with my luck id hav an olympic gold medalist serial killer chasing me haha

dougis4 4

Friday 13 May 2011 6:48

epic fail

Skatejock21 0

Friday 13 May 2011 7:13

You do realize that not all pranks are nice. I knew YDI once I read 'prank'. Sorry, but you do deserve it. It's $10... what else did you expect? Everybody to laugh once they realized it was a prank with $10 that could have easily been theirs. That's a lot of money to prank with. It seems like you don't know the value of a dollar if you think a funny prank, would be funny using that much money. Money is worth a lot nowadays, the victim probably would have loved to stab you for $10 if they were homeless... and you do know where that money would go to if they got a hold of that. Start using your brain, because the spiders are doing the thinking for you, and the saw dust isn't being emptied.