Miscellaneous: Today, as a prank, a friend and I tied a 10 dollar bill to a...

By Jackassed - 12/05/2011 17:53 - United States

Today, as a prank, a friend and I tied a 10 dollar bill to a fishing line, and yanked it away from people as they reached for it. It was going really well until one of our victims pulled a knife and chased us around the block. FML

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By ethawesome1125 - 03/11/2014 00:11 - United States - Round Rock

Today, I found a $20 bill on the ground, so I decided to pick it up. It was actually attached to a string and was meant to be a prank by some kids. They failed miserably, so I took the money. They ran up to me and punched me in the balls for taking their cash. FML

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Rightly so

By Anonymous - 23/04/2022 00:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, my friends and I decided to prank the pizza guy. Once he rang the doorbell, I jumped out of the bushes wearing a scary mask and holding a fake dagger. He almost instantly whipped out a Taser and got me right in the collarbone. FML

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By Noname - 27/02/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, during a game of manhunt, my brother and his friends thought it would be funny to tie me to a telelphone pole with my very own multicolored jumprope from when I was younger. They left me there. My mom drove by, stared and then laughed, She kept driving. FML

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By who_could_it_be - 06/08/2009 13:35 - Canada

Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML

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By bubblezzz123 - 04/09/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML

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Pranked out

By Anonymous - 10/10/2023 14:30

Today, I pranked my friend and started a fake fight. However, she opened up and admitted to doing a bunch of stuff. We've now stopped being friends. FML

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Leg it

By BobbyHutchinson - 20/10/2009 15:57 - Australia

Today, someone tried to mug me. I panicked and ran. As they chased me with their knife out, I heard a slip and a shout behind me but kept running. Six blocks later I was spotted, arrested, and held for questioning by the police. The mugger fell, stabbed themselves, and told a cop that I did it. FML

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By superfreak6 - 20/05/2016 13:25 - United States - New Orleans

Today, after fishing for 5 hours, I finally caught a respectable-sized fish. I ran to my truck to grab the scale, and then I saw my friend laughing hysterically while holding an empty net. Apparently, the only catch of our day jumped out of the net during the 15 seconds I was gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2012 01:57 - United States - Rancho Santa Margarita

Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML

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By Ages ago - 08/05/2019 10:00 - Poland - Warsaw

Today, two guys robbed me. As I wrestled them on the ground, my best friend just stood next to all this, telling me to give them the money already, or we'd be late for school. FML

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Kikitann 9

Thursday 12 May 2011 22:44

you made me lol at 1am. damn you.

Captain_Obvious2_fml 6

Friday 13 May 2011 2:21

not to be a spelling nazi but you said loose as in her vag was loose instead of lose like lose blood. lets see how many -1 i can get

Comments

SexxiTaco4321 0

Friday 13 May 2011 0:23

hahaa poor you

Krista835 5

Friday 13 May 2011 0:33

If anything just give him the money so maybe he'll stop, if not well then consider it payment for a cardio workout :D

ScuseMePrincess 2

Friday 13 May 2011 0:35

Use that $10 to buy a gun, then he'll think twice.

Barney_Rubble_75 0

Friday 13 May 2011 2:03

yeh. OP should keep up the ten dollar fishing trick and just shoot anyone who reacts poorly to being publicly duped. good call.

Captain_Obvious2_fml 6

Friday 13 May 2011 3:44

i wouldnt want to shoot a $10 gun...

sheethapins 13

Friday 13 May 2011 3:50

A squirt gun maybe.

ScuseMePrincess 2

Friday 13 May 2011 5:38

I would react poorly to someone pulling a knife on me in any situation, but maybe you're different.

sonic19951 6

Sunday 15 May 2011 7:31

not sure how they can have time for the counter guy to get the gun. by the time he gets back they could either be sliced, cut, or already out af there!!

ThatFatGuyBehind 3

Friday 13 May 2011 0:43

Wait maybe the guy thought you might have more money with you if you were using a ten so he tried to kill and rob you

BAMF519 0

Friday 13 May 2011 0:51

crazy ass people aren't afraid to pull out a knife nd shank someone!

rattusrattus 18

Friday 13 May 2011 0:55

I thought that only happened on TV... people actually do that?! O.O (I mean the $10 on a string thing, not the chasing with a knife thing)

brianjman14 22

Friday 13 May 2011 1:27

Same. Seems a little cliche to me.

Barney_Rubble_75 0

Friday 13 May 2011 4:46

I've done it. photocopied the money though (just in case they were faster than me)

a_nutritionist 10

Thursday 19 May 2011 8:53

so youre an even bigger douche and youve committed a felony. way to go.

Hotlanta 5

Friday 13 May 2011 1:05

#15 don't try to act ghetto.....

Smittyb24 4

Friday 13 May 2011 1:07

you totally deserved it but I have to give u props dude lol that's just awesome......Total WIN

Zeb_McBride 0

Friday 13 May 2011 1:40

he only pulled a knife to cut the string!

Yreffoeg 0

Friday 13 May 2011 1:51

So fake, basically the whole "refused a homeless man change, pulled out a knife and chased me around the block" story reworded. I see this similar fml way too often.