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By Anonymous - 27/01/2015 01:43 - United States - Richmond

Today, as a volunteer tutor, I met up with a girl who needed help with calculus. When I introduced myself, she wrinkled up her face and said, "I'd hoped you'd be hotter." FML

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By bastawhiz - 18/09/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, a professor approached me in the hall to ask if, since I'm a math major, I could tutor one of her communications majors in a required Calculus course. Apparently the volunteer tutor the school provides "is a complete dumbass." I'm the school's volunteer tutor. FML

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By Hi, I'm Heather - 01/10/2014 02:05 - United States - Lincolnton

Today, my Spanish teacher told me that the reason the girl I'm tutoring hasn't contacted me yet is because she emailed the teacher saying she didn't like my name, therefore she didn't want me to be her tutor. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, I was cheering up the girl I've been in love with for years. She was having one of those, "I'm ugly, no one wants to be with me" days. To cheer herself up, she said to me, "If you were a hot guy, you'd date me, right?" FML

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By SmoothTalker - 16/03/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, I had a meeting with my super-hot TA. When I got to her office, she complimented me for being early, to which I thoughtfully replied, "Oh, I usually come early." She laughed. FML

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By GeneralElement - 19/02/2010 06:32 - United States

Today, in math, I was working on an assignment and this really cute girl comes over and says my name. At this point, my heart is pumping with excitement and I'm thinking she is going to ask for my number. She said, "Did you know someone drew a penis on your back?" FML

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By yep, she does have a tumblr - 18/07/2015 02:26 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a girl called me a racist, stereotyping asshole. All I did was ask a kid who happens to be Asian to tutor me in math. Which I didn't do just because he's Asian, but rather because he's in college and is actually a brilliant mathematician. FML

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By ohforchristssake - 21/09/2015 02:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 13:43 - United States - Romulus

Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML

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By olalala2382 - 02/04/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, as I worked the drive-through at Wendy's, the hottest girl from my math class pulled up to the window. As I handed her the drink, I asked her what she thought of our math test today. She screamed, "How did you know I had a math test, you creep!", threw the drink at me, and drove off. FML

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By Phycheledic - 12/05/2016 10:22 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML

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Jasim 17

Tuesday 27 January 2015 12:03

She should've been smarter.

Exodiafinder687 58

Tuesday 27 January 2015 12:06

That's not a good sine. You might want to go off on a tangent and discuss manners with her.

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devildog562 33

Tuesday 27 January 2015 12:36

Help the girl understand basic math. Risk of disease and pregnancy=RD [RD(tutor-clothes)] _________________=/= success Her Legs However, she may have a sucksessful job as a uneducated **** star.

jaydots 16

Tuesday 27 January 2015 14:31

epic way to put it

Acerhawk 24

Tuesday 27 January 2015 12:41

Say, I thought you would be smarter.

sturschaedel 27

Tuesday 27 January 2015 13:17

... at which point you said "Oh, in that case I'm afraid I can't help you." and walk out. You are there to do her a favor, if she doesn't appreciate it she doesn't deserve it.

Stormcloak 20

Tuesday 27 January 2015 13:18

How rude of her. I mean honestly, why even say that out loud? Now the guy who has volunteered to help you thinks you're extremely shallow and rude. Good one.

born_hustla 26

Tuesday 27 January 2015 13:20

I think she meant to sign up for "blind date". She needs much more than just help, she's desperate!

Rammer3500 23

Tuesday 27 January 2015 13:22

She said hotTER. That means you are attractive, she just wanted MORE attractive.

vikky538 28

Tuesday 27 January 2015 13:25

obviously she has more fantasies than math formulas in her head...

granCanyon 12

Tuesday 27 January 2015 13:48

That's when you turn into Sheldon Cooper and obliterate her self-confidence. Calculus offers a wide range of topics designed to make people feel stupid.

exoticwaved 9

Tuesday 27 January 2015 13:52

Wrong subject? Seems like she's there for chemistry and not calculus.

Reider022 16

Tuesday 27 January 2015 14:05

Sounds like the only thing she wants to study is a little width x depth.. Don't bother with her OP unless she shows some real appreciation for your effort.

tantanpanda 26

Wednesday 28 January 2015 8:39

Well, to be fair, she'd also want to know how to find the surface area and volume of an imperfect cylinder (dick), the volume of an ellipsoid (balls), the friction associated with the distance in which a viscous substance can shoot out of a tube (ya know), etc. This is why she wants help with calculus.