Miscellaneous: Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and...

By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 05:13 - United States

Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and dad that I was gay. After an awkward silence, my mom looks at me, smiles, and says, "well, we have known for a while." She wasn't joking. FML

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By Asterisk1009 - 29/06/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I asked how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML

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Denial

By TedX - 19/08/2020 20:07

Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML

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By teriyaki124 - 21/03/2009 09:13 - United States

Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML

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You deserved it 17 886

By Karim - 12/12/2012 05:29 - France - Aix-en-provence

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML

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You deserved it 3 206

By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 06:47 - United States

Today, after weeks of thinking and playing every outcome possible in my head, I told my parents I'm gay. My dad nodded and didn't even look up from his book; my mom told me to go to the doctor if it starts to itch. FML

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You deserved it 9 019

This is me

By EchoDearEcho - 04/02/2010 14:52 - Australia

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML

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By Gayeveryday - 15/04/2012 04:12 - Canada - Truro

Today, I came out to my parents. They still think I'm joking. FML

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You deserved it 5 942

By Anonymous - 01/04/2016 12:55 - Ukraine - Kiev

Today, after weeks of being engaged and with the wedding date planned, I finally told my parents. They told me it was my best April Fool's joke ever. I should've waited one more day. FML

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You deserved it 5 675

By Anonymous - 06/01/2015 00:16 - United States - Oak Ridge

Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML

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You deserved it 3 213

By Anonymous - 24/10/2012 22:43 - United States - Lahaina

Today, I learned that despite having told them two years ago, my parents still aren't accepting of me being gay. I found this out when my mom called and asked if I was "cured" yet. FML

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mojo_jojo 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 12:30

How do you know she wasn't joking? According to my watch, she's allowed to continue the charade for another 18 hours. Them's the rules.

PlasticShark 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 12:28

Ha-ha, unlucky - don't do an April fool's that can backfire!

Comments

randomcomment321 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:42

YDI, what was the genius behind this prank...

NorfolkDude 2

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:42

I don't think you were joking. You just used it as a method to feel comfortable in saying it.

MrRecon72 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:57

That isn't a funny prank regardless, you are a dick.

zargon 1

Wednesday 1 April 2009 21:09

@#38: The "stop at noon" rule is the way it's always been, and allowing it to continue after is a relatively recent change, most common in the US.

thatsux94 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 21:33

Lol i did the same thing but i told my mom i got a girl pregnant... she cried for two hours

Unlucky_Gun 0

Monday 16 April 2012 4:28

Hahahahaha was she pissed when you said april fools?

sleepless15_p 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 21:41

April fools is stupid and so are you. YDIYDIYDIYDIYDI and #46 that is TERRIBLE but still funny lol

Green_fml 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 21:49

If you act gay or feminine, that's a terrible joke to choose. Shame on you. YDI.

xMooMoox 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 22:37

Years later you find out you really are gay after an unsuccessful marriage where you fall in love with your spouses opposite sex sibling. At least now you know before hand, right?