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By xo007 - 04/11/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, as I stepped into the shower, I slipped and fell over the edge of the tub, pulling the shower curtain down with me. I called my roommate to help me up as I put on a towel over me. But before she could help me up, she grabbed her phone to take a picture. The picture became a mass text. FML

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By JennieLee - 30/08/2024 16:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML

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By iltdtsm - 15/08/2009 16:58 - Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

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By mrmr - 07/02/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML

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By lordtimbit - 15/03/2015 15:01 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML

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Bad start to the day

By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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By Klinger - 08/05/2025 20:00 - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom and slipped on some soap on the floor while I was washing my hands. As I fell, I grabbed the nearest thing to break my fall, which happened to be the hand dryer. It fell off the wall and hit me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2021 17:59

Today, I awoke in my bathtub, water all over the floor, all the way into my living room. I drank too much so I don't remember getting into the bath, I have no clue how long I was in there, and I got a message from the manager of my apartment complex telling me the water had leaked into the apartment below. FML

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By TheKingDavis - 14/02/2011 07:11 - United States

Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML

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By hedayk - 15/05/2015 20:26 - United States - Bronx

Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML

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Panic! In the Bathroom

By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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Jordie210 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 22:51

what a bitch!

whatevaaaa 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 22:58

You need to start planning some serious revenge...NOW

Comments

perdix 29

Wednesday 4 November 2009 23:19

Aw, you got a towel on you? Boo! Otherwise, it could have been a great "ass text."

lebrockshard 10

Wednesday 4 November 2009 23:31

what a bitch... revenge will make you feel better :) :)

victory25 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 23:37

SAM1AM: uh maybe she hurt herself?

swimdiva 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 23:48

baha dude that SUX I'd def punch her, but hey, try n laff at the world :) makes everything easierrr :)

Jotne 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 0:12

Hahaha, awesomeness! Your course of action is obvious: Falcon Punch!

hercules268 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 0:18

First laugh because what you're roommate did was hilarious than kick the shit out of her. After that take a picture of the beat down and text that all over the place. Revenge is a dish best served cold.

x805xUnknown 6

Thursday 5 November 2009 0:32

I'm too hungry to post a comment

pyroness 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 0:41

life alert FTW

spazz666 18

Thursday 5 November 2009 1:21

Isn't it fun being a klutz? I'm worse tho... The other day I tripped over mybown feet and ripped up my knee and elbow... Pavement is not forgiving... Look at the bright side- at least u had a towel on!!!