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By xo007 - 04/11/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, as I stepped into the shower, I slipped and fell over the edge of the tub, pulling the shower curtain down with me. I called my roommate to help me up as I put on a towel over me. But before she could help me up, she grabbed her phone to take a picture. The picture became a mass text. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 782
You deserved it 3 741

Same thing different taste

Top comments

whatevaaaa 0

You need to start planning some serious revenge...NOW

Comments

wellinever 5

Falling in the bathroom does hurt. There's nothing soft in a shower so you're lucky you didn't hurt yourself more. At least you know now how mean your roommate can be, so you know how mean your payback can be. Have fun planning it.

ydi for being a lazy ass and not just getting up yourself, why did you need a hand? there's not mention of you being hurt, me thinks you a fatass

Nice to know your housemate has her priorities sorted.

ZeroCharisma 0

I am not a violent person by any means, but if someone did that to me, I would punch them in the face. And #41, she was probably hurt, moron. I fell on the steps last year and it hurt so badly I was actually seeing stars and felt nauseous because of the pain. I gave birth to my son without drugs, so I have a pretty high tolerance for pain, but falling on the stairs hurt like hell. Afterward, I had a gigantic black bruise on my ass and I still have an actual dent in my ass from where I fell on the edge of the stair. This happened over a year ago. Her roommate sounds like a little bitch. Why does it seem like people have absolutely no sympathy or compassion for others any more? It makes me absolutely sick.

Reyo 2

@38: I wanted to say "wooden" but I wanted to avoid those awkward "wood/penis" jokes. *waits for wood/penis jokes*

cartoonelvis 0

Your flatmate is a crackhead. Baseball bats are useful for more than just playing a sport.

You could report her for sexual harassment. But only if you really are THAT pissed.