Miscellaneous: Today, as I walked around town I noticed some guys and even a...

By Anonymous - 05/02/2016 19:15 - United States - Easley

Today, as I walked around town I noticed some guys and even a couple of girls checked me out. When I got home later I realized they probably weren't checking me out, so much as wondering why the hell I had thick black eyeliner on only one eye. Oops. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2011 21:53 - Ireland

Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML

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By tb351 - 28/05/2011 23:37 - United States

Today, I asked my kids if I looked good before going to work. Smiling, they told me I looked wonderful. It wasn't until I got to work and looked into the mirror until I noticed my left eyebrow was gone. FML

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By The greatest Illusion ever - 28/10/2013 20:31 - United States

Today, I went to school without any makeup on. The guys who usually compliment me for being pretty are now calling me "The Greatest Illusion Ever". FML

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By living in the ugly treehouse - 14/02/2016 11:23 - Australia

Today, while taking the bus home, a girl stared at me for a while before asking me if I'd ever heard of makeup. FML

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By 2classicNot2 - 09/04/2011 07:52 - United States

Today, feeling social, I went to a bar. During a trip to the dimly lit restroom, I fixed my makeup, and carefully penciling my sparse eyebrows. After an evening of meeting new people, I went home. In my well-lighted restroom, I discovered that my eyebrow pencil was actually my bright red lip liner. FML

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By ohshootgirl - 04/10/2010 02:06 - United States

Today, I was coming out of my work and a group of guys yelled, "Oh shoot girl!" and I blew them a kiss jokingly, then as I walked down the street, cars were honking at me, guys whistling. When I got home I noticed the foot long rip down my pencil skirt. FML

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By msnewyearseve - 01/01/2012 17:19 - United States

Today, I woke up after a long night of partying. When I went to wash off my face, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My missing tooth was almost enough to make me overlook my black eye. FML

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By Nicole - 19/09/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML

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By ugly - 31/08/2010 12:11 - United States

Today, I was taking the subway to school. I was applying some makeup when I noticed a little boy watching me. When I was finished I heard him whisper to his mom, "I thought make up was supposed to make you pretty." FML

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By motherdearest - 21/03/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML

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Saturday 6 February 2016 8:35

I don't even know how this happens! I mean I've done the whole "shaved one leg and then absentmindedly got out of the shower" But this is much different! For future reference, I'd try to check the mirror at least once before leaving the house OP :)

pandemonium307 10

Saturday 6 February 2016 8:45

I've forgot mascara on one eye before. got interrupted before getting to apply it.

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rockydify 22

Saturday 6 February 2016 9:34

Just rock that one eye eyeliner OP!

deltax 8

Saturday 6 February 2016 9:49

Whatever it takes to be noticed i guess

hellnosucka 27

Saturday 6 February 2016 10:51

How To Make Others Check You Out 101.

arieanacrust 0

Saturday 6 February 2016 11:13

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Zarcissa 34

Saturday 6 February 2016 11:32

Why must you typpppeeeee likkeee thiiisss? It's annoying to read and doesn't make you look very smart...

guttedbrit 26

Saturday 6 February 2016 12:34

once I went food shopping and saw people looking at me funny (but I'm quite sensitive tbh, like anybody who doesn't smile back at me I just assume they hate me) haha. And once I came home I realised I had my leggings on backwards. And it was horribly obvious. How our brains let us leave the house that way, I have no idea!

suri23 11

Saturday 6 February 2016 14:53

Because it's a thing?

dragoongirl90 34

Saturday 6 February 2016 16:38

I don't even... How? Just freaking how?

GAeroNKissR 26

Saturday 6 February 2016 18:17

I had once gone to the laundromat & this bum kept looking at me funny as well as a few others. I became super creeped out & swore I'd never go again. Upon leaving, I looked in my mirror to discover I was still wearing the crazy makeup that my 8yo niece put on me & I had forgot to wash off. SMDH