Today, as I walked out of a club, I slipped in my new shoes and...

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2018 06:00 - Australia

Today, as I walked out of a club, I slipped in my new shoes and spilled my chicken, chips and gravy on my brand new white dress. Not only did people see me do this, but my dress is ruined. FML

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By brittney242 - 17/12/2016 10:03 - United States - Stow

Today, while at a night club, I was wearing a brand new outfit that I absolutely loved. I was enjoying myself until I felt something wet drop onto my head and body from above. It was puke from a drunk guy in the V.I.P. section. FML

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By mud - 29/11/2019 05:00 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I was on my way to class and it was muddy outside, so I slipped and it looks like I shit myself. I'm wearing white pants. FML

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By Coffee - 06/08/2018 16:30

Today, I went to Starbucks to get my free birthday coffee and due to a mistake I received two. Thinking it was my lucky day, I hurried off to work. As I was walking in, I tripped and spilt one coffee all over my new dress. Then I walked into a door and spilt the other. FML

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kren31 12

Wednesday 26 December 2018 21:50

I love that you left out the reason why you slipped was because you were drunk. There’s no shame #straya

wanted_2_want 40

Wednesday 26 December 2018 20:13

Gosh! That’s a crime. I mean wasting good chicken, AND gravy??

Comments

anayanci1 6

Wednesday 26 December 2018 12:45

Boo hoo

a1f0sff 25

Wednesday 26 December 2018 14:06

Your life doesn't suck that much unless this was your wedding dress.

Devyani Sharma 14

Wednesday 26 December 2018 17:24

Umm who takes a gravy meal from a club? Such a made up story

wanted_2_want 40

Wednesday 26 December 2018 20:13

Gosh! That’s a crime. I mean wasting good chicken, AND gravy??

BurnInDemonFire 34

Wednesday 26 December 2018 20:32

Rule of thumb: Don't eat food that can leave stains while wearing white clothing. Rule of the other thumb: Watch where you're walking, or, if you were wearing heels, don't wear heels.

Seeya55 31

Wednesday 26 December 2018 20:44

This is some Trailer Park Boys shit right here.

kren31 12

Wednesday 26 December 2018 21:50

I love that you left out the reason why you slipped was because you were drunk. There’s no shame #straya

Amanda Jaworski 23

Thursday 27 December 2018 13:15

Not necessarily, I personally go to clubs to surround myself with white noise, so I can peacefully finish reading my novels.

404wan 19

Wednesday 26 December 2018 23:49

you went to the club, got drunk, ordered fries and drunkenly spilled them on yourself. if this is an fml for you you must have one beauty of a life. other people would just call this "going out"