By Jedi2500 - 15/02/2012 23:53 - United States

Today, as I was leaving for work, I discovered my neighbor had just passed away. I found out when I came across his body lying in my front yard. FML
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dva976 7

Better u found him than the lawnmower.

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A100893 30

That is pretty freaky. Okay scratch that, it's creepy as ****. (Hope he didn't piss off someone. Hope OP didn't piss off someone and their neighbor had to pay the ultimate price.)

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Why was he in your yard? Was he planning to rob your house?

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Tswift0806 3

Well that dream is dead..

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MineIsBigger 5

Look on the bright side OP. You now have a new lawn ornament!

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DoginDarkness 8

Maybe he was going to ask for help but died before the chance happen.

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hotPinklipstick 24

Why didn't any other neighbors see him there is what I don't understand. If he had be laying there for a while why did no one else think to check and see if he was ok?

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xCrazyMexican 4

Cuzz it was probley night time

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xCrazyMexican 4

Or early morning

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mattorama 15

Why didn't anyone call for help? Do YOU regularly check your yard for corpses in the middle of the night?

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hotPinklipstick 24

No, but not everyone gets off work when it is dark.

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hotPinklipstick 24

Goes off to work*

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iLikePandaz 5

Because they live in texas hun. Nearest neighbor may be 500 acres away. #cityfolks

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hotPinklipstick 24

I was born and raised in Texas, it isn't like that everywhere. Most places have neighborhoods where people live very close to each other.

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pjmommy 9

that would've ruined my entire day sorry to hear that op

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KM96 24

Bummer, that's not easy yo deal with. I hope you are okay and everything goes okay :)

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Grimmerie 31

I do believe the OP has some 'splaining to do.

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Grand_Cookie 21

I can't articulate how much that would suck...

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snafu63 0

way to be more concerned about yourself dick. I bet he died because he had you for a selfish, shitty ass for a neighbor.

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DocBastard 38

I'm sensing a dearth of sympathy here, and I'm sure you were mortified.

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