By Jedi2500 - 15/02/2012 23:53 - United States

Today, as I was leaving for work, I discovered my neighbor had just passed away. I found out when I came across his body lying in my front yard. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 451
You deserved it 2 164

Same thing different taste

Top comments

dva976 7

Better u found him than the lawnmower.

A100893 30

That is pretty freaky. Okay scratch that, it's creepy as ****. (Hope he didn't piss off someone. Hope OP didn't piss off someone and their neighbor had to pay the ultimate price.)

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Today, I was on my way next door to borrow a cup of sugar from my neighbor. I was killed in his yard instead. I was told I am coming back as a zombie, FML.

charliethom 0

Fake it would have been on the news MAN YOUR DUMB

isis_morrigan 18

what a great way to start your day! lol. i'm left wondering 1. how he died 2. why was he in your lawn???

isis_morrigan 18

ah, yes, you are correct, my apologies for my error in my wording, should've been "on your lawn". :)

FYL. I can't help but wonder how, oh how, OP's neighbor's dead body ended up in OP's front yard. Also, my condolences to the family and friends of OP's neighbor. May he rest in peace. So sad :(

redhedsaysrawr 18

well, im guessing OPs neighbor was sick or knew something was wrong, maybe a heart attack or something, and was on the way over to OPs house to ask for help or assistance and never made it...

Gogetajh 3

i lov that rhe firs thing you did was write an FML

1) What on Earth makes you think that posting an FML was the very first thing he did? 2) Learn to ******* spell. Holy christ.

No shit. Where are the nazis when you need them?!