By Anonymous - 25/09/2014 15:52 - United States - Red Oak

Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Were you topless or not, I get the impression that affects how FML this is

This is my question too. Topless makes this Fml a lot worse!

Or better, depending on your sense of humor.

PoisonOrchid 21

Hope he laughed though and hopefully his dad didn't just stare cause that's extremely awkward.

Wasn't exactly the breast impression you could have made.

You sound like a great girlfriend! He's lucky to have you.

I bet he had a nice laugh too. Probably put you up a notch or two in his eyes too. It's the sort of thing I'd do to my husband and his dad would think it was fantastic if he saw it happen. They'd both have a good chuckle.

"Son, why are there two hooters looking at us?...oh."

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Did your boyfriend see? Cause what if his dad thinks you want him now? :x

Totally epic, you are a keeper indeed! Nothing better than a goofy girlfriend :)