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By Anonymous - 25/09/2014 15:52 - United States - Red Oak

Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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By jentea - 05/09/2010 02:22 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2023 22:00 - Netherlands - Hardenberg

Today, my dad came home and wanted to grab a glass. It wasn't in direct sight so he slammed the cupboard door so hard, I peed my pants. FML

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By Burntintomyretinas - 19/09/2012 04:40 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML

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By pizzafreak18 - 21/06/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML

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By monkeyzz - 12/10/2012 11:11 - United States - Sonora

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out on his deck out back. When leaving, I heard the sliding glass door open on the upper deck, I froze in the yard to not be seen. Too bad I didn't move. Apparently his dad pees off the deck at night. I had to walk home covered in pee. FML

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By oshitdonotwant - 08/08/2009 13:42 - United States

Today, I was having breakfast when my mom's boyfriend came and sat right across from me. He didn't try and hide the fact that he was staring at my chest and told me, "Wow, you're getting bigger." I glared at him. He winked at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 05:07 - United States - Topeka

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

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By maddie - 27/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML

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cheezter 15

Friday 26 September 2014 0:07

Best future daughter in law ever

RageWolf16 31

Friday 26 September 2014 0:07

That's incredibly awkward o.o

Comments

Boburk 6

Friday 26 September 2014 11:39

Why would you be opening a door for your boyfriend and he not be opening it for you? He handicapped or something?

SystemofaBlink41 27

Friday 26 September 2014 16:16

Calm down, grandma.

britt1033 4

Friday 26 September 2014 17:12

these days who ever is first through the door holds it.....called manners. if there's some boob there even better

Boburk 6

Friday 26 September 2014 22:09

You know....I am sitting here in the foyer of Cabela's in Fort Worth for at least 30 mins watching people pass through. I have yet to see a woman hold a door for a man. Lots of men holding doors for women though....

PoisonOrchid 21

Saturday 27 September 2014 1:35

It sounded more like she was opening the door to let him into her home...

worldclassrager 39

Friday 26 September 2014 11:51

He should be opening the door for you...

limabeans101029 20

Sunday 28 September 2014 0:28

Urm... why? Maybe whoever reaches the door first should open it for the person behind them. That seems like the logical way of doing things to me. Or we could all just open doors for ourselves

Telemikus 2

Friday 26 September 2014 21:39

Maybe they were visiting at her house or apartment, so she would be the one opening the door to let the boyfriend in......

kaylaaa01 11

Friday 26 September 2014 22:26

Well hopefully you're 18+ because then you're considered an adult lol. It's usually the mothers you need to watch out for. Sorry OP, hopefully he doesn't make you guys stop seeing each other or anything.