Miscellaneous: Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone...

By Username - 29/05/2014 14:14 - United States

Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML

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By ReineXre - 15/06/2016 00:00

Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML

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Help!

By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 06:56 - United States

Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML

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By shyshy96679 - 20/06/2011 22:42 - United States

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

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By Me - 07/03/2012 18:24 - United States

Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML

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On the can

By Mortified - 31/03/2020 14:00

Today, I was using the bathroom at Costco when a janitor forced my door open so she could mop, then didn't bother to close it again. Apparently, the handicapped stall was too big for her to see me sitting in the corner, and I had to awkwardly squat-walk all the way to the door to close it. FML

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Not a people person

By Just me - 13/10/2024 22:00 - United States - Tucson

Today, I walked into a public toilet and I opened a stall door, only to discover someone who had forgotten to lock the door sitting on the can. Instead of saying "Sorry," I panicked and said, "Nice shoes!" I then had to wait until they left because I was too embarrassed to face them. FML

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Gush gashed

By Anonymous - 29/06/2024 06:00 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I was using a public restroom when the automatic toilet flushed prematurely. The sudden gush of water startled me so much that I jumped up and slipped, hitting my head on the stall door. A concerned stranger had to help me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2009 15:51 - Japan

Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML

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Oh, hello there, don't mind me

By downinthedumps - 13/01/2015 02:47 - United States - Detroit

Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML

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Locked

By Anonymous - 19/05/2024 06:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I was in a rush and didn't notice that the bathroom stall I chose at work had a broken lock. Halfway through my business, a coworker barged in. We locked eyes for an awkward eternity. FML

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bwup 15

Thursday 29 May 2014 19:32

Sounds like a.... ... ... ... Shitty situation

Llama_Face89 33

Thursday 29 May 2014 19:32

Wave and start a conversation. Gotta make the moment sufficiently awkward.

Comments

Nuclear101 4

Friday 30 May 2014 1:17

After you're done, roll up a ball of toilet paper, then go to the sink and soak it with water and soap. Finally throw it into their stall.

shine999 12

Friday 30 May 2014 1:32

Use your legs..duh!!

nurchok 15

Friday 30 May 2014 1:53

First world problems... ... I forgot my iPhone when I went to take a dump, so I was bored the whole time. Some people wish they had a proper toilet

Akuiyah 3

Friday 30 May 2014 2:21

Clench and shuffle... That's all you can do.

FrankHotpants 31

Friday 30 May 2014 2:39

This is almost as awkward as making eye contact with the person in the stall as you walk by and look through the door crack.

captainsmegma 12

Friday 30 May 2014 3:18

You ain't got nothing half the world as seen and the other half wants.

destruct068 7

Friday 30 May 2014 3:43

Then get up for 5 seconds

slipstreak 10

Friday 30 May 2014 4:42

Did you not lock the door?

bananapeele 3

Friday 30 May 2014 4:43

The feels!!

WeskersSexslave 15

Friday 30 May 2014 11:39

What a party pooper.

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