Embarrassing, Awkward and Toilet: Oh, hello there, don't mind me

Oh, hello there, don't mind me

By downinthedumps - 13/01/2015 02:47 - United States - Detroit

Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML

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By imeanreallytho - 11/09/2015 16:20 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom at work. The lock on the stall door broke, and I couldn't open it. I was all alone and I started having a mini panic attack. After several minutes of frantically trying to fix the lock and hyperventilating, I realized I could just crawl under the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 06:56 - United States

Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I had to pee really bad so I tried to unlock my door as fast as I could. I put my key in and turned it too hard, the key snapped inside. I ended up peeing on myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2009 15:51 - Japan

Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML

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By ReineXre - 15/06/2016 00:00

Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML

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By stinkyhair - 19/12/2011 17:48 - United States

Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML

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By not a shitty situation so fuck you - 24/06/2016 22:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, in a public toilet, I got to experience a guy high out of his mind kicking in my locked stall door and puking all over me. FML

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By Just me - 13/10/2024 22:00 - United States - Tucson

Today, I walked into a public toilet and I opened a stall door, only to discover someone who had forgotten to lock the door sitting on the can. Instead of saying "Sorry," I panicked and said, "Nice shoes!" I then had to wait until they left because I was too embarrassed to face them. FML

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By Username - 29/05/2014 14:14 - United States

Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML

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By s3xygrandpa - 06/11/2013 19:09 - United States - Palm Harbor

Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML

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Mightyrif 23

Tuesday 13 January 2015 10:24

If you had clown makeup on I guarantee some people would have had heart attacks.

may14th 26

Tuesday 13 January 2015 10:25

I hope you went home and took and nice shower. Bathroom floors are nasty.

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Mightyrif 23

Tuesday 13 January 2015 10:24

If you had clown makeup on I guarantee some people would have had heart attacks.

LikeYouGiveAShit 27

Tuesday 13 January 2015 10:25

I think I feel more sorry for them!

Nailpolishaholic 20

Tuesday 13 January 2015 11:01

Why so?

may14th 26

Tuesday 13 January 2015 10:25

I hope you went home and took and nice shower. Bathroom floors are nasty.

diagnosed 15

Tuesday 13 January 2015 10:34

That really sucks nothing to get pissed about lol I'm sure you could have played it off by saying you were just doing a stall check

Isandri 29

Tuesday 13 January 2015 12:51

he could've played it off by just telling the truth, lock jammed, that happens

blackman303 11

Tuesday 13 January 2015 10:50

The you pretend to talk on the phone saying, it took a lot of energy flushing that body. Give him a real shock

illuminotea 6

Tuesday 13 January 2015 10:53

Eeeeeeeeeeeeew

Amanyyyyyy 29

Tuesday 13 January 2015 10:57

As long as you remembered to pull your pants back up, OP.

caveman1993 3

Tuesday 13 January 2015 11:00

Did you. Try climbing over.

lyricalservant 21

Tuesday 13 January 2015 11:42

At least, you tried OP. At least, you tried

FemskyD 26

Tuesday 13 January 2015 11:46

Badd time but a priceless moment xD

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