By bstent - 20/10/2014 19:11 - United States

Today, as my boyfriend left my house, I gave him a long, tight hug. So tight that he threw up. FML
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bstent 4

I honestly wasn't hugging him that hard.. We had just eaten and he's really skinny, so that probably had a lot to do with it lol

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TMastaFresh 10

Damn maybe turn some of that passion into a kiss haha

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devildog562 33

Aww he spilled his guys for you. How touching.

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Ki11erC 18

Pretty sure his guys were still in their sack.

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devildog562 33

Guts but for some reason guts is auto corrected to guys try it ....

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juturnaamo 29

Maybe you should lay off the 'roids.

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Katthebamf 29

Might wanna lay off the spinach, Popeye!

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ahippienamedrae 10

Not to criticize you, but how the hell does that even happen?

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Gabilliam 19

Is your name Bruce Banner, per chance? "Don't make me hug you...you won't like me when I hug you..."

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PenguinBitch 43

"Hey Gf, do you even lif.........yupp *squeaky voice*"

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Frenchtony 17

He's too weak, the offsprings he'll give you won't survive natural selection...

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LostInTheZone11 29

Really big bear hug.

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worldclassrager 39

Lay off the weight lifting a bit... Well you now know the limit...and that's a a good thing I guess I can say

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