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By Sad Student - 03/02/2014 03:26 - Canada - Toronto

Today, as usual, I stress ate. After having my exams prolonged for an extra week, I ate three extremely large packs of Skittles, and then threw them all up. Taste the rainbow, puke the rainbow. FML
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airhead2015 18

For some reason I have a picture in my head where you are literally barfing a rainbow out. Hope you did well on your exams though!

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Mandy_Hime 6

Shouldn't it be Puke the Rainbow, Taste the Rainbow, like in the commericals? Anyway, the way you said it makes more sense

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bethers_ 22

Stress eat something healthier, like vegetables. Lots of fiber. At least you won't throw up...

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blackonblight 32

You eat too much/too fast you're gonna vomit no matter what it is.

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bethers_ 22

They probably vomited from eating too much sugar. Also, it was a joke.

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dachayke 16

Usually, when people stress eat, they eat something they crave.

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expectcriticism 13

but that wasn't funny in any way, so how is it a joke?

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GRgoldfish 19

well, what did you except? The body can only handle so much sugar at one time.

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darwinism 30

As long as you didn't milk a giraffe then everything will be fine OP.

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WCARlover 34

I threw up orange soda and skittles one time. That was a terrible combination and I couldn't ingest both for a long time after that...hope skittles weren't ruined for you D:

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Joshwarrior 39

You should write to skittles and suggest your experience for a commercial. You might get an endless supply of skittles out of it.

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interesting33 36

Did you throw them up on purpose? If yes you might suffer from Bulimia?

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hpage23 3

Trying to go Marshawn Lynch on those exams

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thelittlemissy 29

"Doctor, I think I might be homosexual!" "How can you tell?" "R-r-rainbow!"

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perdix 29

If you believe the commercials, girls should have run to you to make out with you. They like Skittles more than Axe!

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RedPillSucks 31

But not in puke... *Girl rushes up to OP for a kiss. Her cheeks puff out as he pukes a rainbow into her mouth* New porno idea. Two Girls, one cup of skittles

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perdix 29

#48, you saw the ad where the girl sucks face with a guy with Skittle teeth. Skittle puke should be all the more arousing!

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