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By gross - 11/06/2016 07:56 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML

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By Imretarded - 24/05/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML

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By scarred - 17/09/2018 15:30

Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML

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By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2019 02:00

Today, I noticed a spot on my leg that I wanted a closer look at. I went to put my phone screen towards it for more lighting while my sister was in front of me, looking. I'm pretty sure she saw my nude that I forgot was on the screen. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2019 01:00

Today, my mate was bragging about the nudes he was getting from this random girl, he proceeded to show me... It was my cousin. FML

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By qwerty - 27/11/2018 22:08

Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML

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By Thanks dicks - 07/09/2018 06:00

Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 22:13 - Denmark

Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML

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By MH. - 24/01/2014 12:36 - Norway - Sandnes

Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML

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Growing old gracefully

By Anonymous - 20/11/2023 06:00

Today, my youngest sister was Snapchatting a new guy and sent him a selfie with me in it. He responded, “Is that your mom?” I’m 26.. FML

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11XVI 2

Sunday 12 June 2016 0:06

Was she hot?

H4H 15

Sunday 12 June 2016 0:05

Incest is NOT a wincest

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Draxomaximus 10

Sunday 12 June 2016 8:20

Doesn't seem too terribly bad. provides more for sibling bonding, eh? As in having a good laugh over it and having a more healthy sibling relationship.

PePziNL 20

Sunday 12 June 2016 8:56

In those 19 years you never saw your sister naked before?

anonn_420 2

Sunday 12 June 2016 12:09

Sweet home Alabama

Gastondeluxe 15

Sunday 12 June 2016 13:56

Congrats man! There is a first time for everything!

MSCCG 16

Sunday 12 June 2016 14:01

19 isn't so bad... Nakedness is in the eye of the beholder.

jasonrellet 22

Sunday 12 June 2016 18:11

Unless you want to sound like a creep, leave it the "finally" part

JasonLegend00 2

Monday 13 June 2016 4:54

put....put your dick in it....

superlloyd 15

Monday 13 June 2016 7:56

pics or didnt happen

JETarchitect 32

Monday 13 June 2016 10:04

how old is your sister??

TKDWill 13

Monday 13 June 2016 13:29

She scarred you for life OP, return the gesture.

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