Work: Today, at 7am, I was woken up by a telemarketer. He tried to...

By kareltje - 14/09/2011 18:50 - Netherlands

Today, at 7am, I was woken up by a telemarketer. He tried to sell me a bedroom set containing "a comfortable pillow and goose feather cover". I was working the graveyard shift and had only just gotten to sleep an hour earlier. FML

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kareltje 17

Wednesday 14 September 2011 23:53

Can't they make a living during office hours? That would've given me 2 hours of sleep at least...

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kareltje 17

Thursday 15 September 2011 0:07

#18: I'm just bored. Happy now? Should I write another FML? "Today I commented on one of the comments of my FML. FML"

kareltje 17

Thursday 15 September 2011 0:04

What? Commenting on a comment is against the rules?

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monkeys1315 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 4:06

I'm surprised the phone call woke you up.

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Thursday 15 September 2011 4:20

So hang up

kareltje 17

Thursday 15 September 2011 22:21

I did. That didn't prevent me from waking up, though.

Neonnight 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 4:23

They suck

darknova131 4

Thursday 15 September 2011 4:25

Lol :P

eeppiicc 8

Thursday 15 September 2011 4:31

Op is that your cat in your picture?

tri1sometime22 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 4:32

Ouch...

icantellu 7

Thursday 15 September 2011 4:45

OMG! I realized that too! how cool is that!?! OP commented!

Keyman1212 14

Thursday 15 September 2011 4:46

The reason I have no FML's is that I like my life, and I take shitty experiences I've had as life lessons, not as an opportunity to self pity myself.

missbadluk 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 4:53

Hint...phones DO have silent options. (landline and Cel) Derrrr. Ydi..

Mxpxdude189 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 4:56

that's why i: 1) don't answer the home phone 2) turn off my cell when sleeping

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Today, at work, I'm supervising one person. Recently there's been tension between her and a couple of other coworkers, one of which was her friend. I spent the day running around and trying to smooth things over, just to find out what started this was her walking in on her former friend talking about her behind her back. FML

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Today, me and my friend decided to spy on my crush. He lives across the street, so we climbed on the roof of my house and watched him with binoculars. He was working out, and after 5 minutes he started writing something. He put a piece of paper against the window and it said, 'Stop watching me.' FML

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