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By the poor man - 05/09/2015 17:36 - Australia - Perth

Today, at a party that was pretty big, I thought it would be funny to photobomb a photo. In doing so, I slipped over and snapped my arm in. I may now have to get surgery. The good thing is I made a hell of a photobomb. FML

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By jeremyr5678 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, I was at a really big party and everyone was showing off by flipping into the pool one by one. When it was my go, I attempted a back flip, cracked my head open on the side of the pool, and was rushed to hospital. Now everyone hates me cause the party was forced to shut down. FML

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Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML

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By acrobat - 24/08/2023 20:00

Today, I thought it would be fun to make a grand entrance at a party by doing a backflip through the door. I misjudged the height of the door frame, crashed my shins into it, and landed on my face right on a pile of shoes by the door. The host asked if I needed an ambulance. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2023 23:00

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Today, I reached for my lip balm while laying in bed in the dark. I accidentally knocked my bedside lamp, and it fell on my hand and shattered. A huge glass fragment impaled my hand. I just got out of surgery. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2023 18:00 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today I ran across the street to help a woman who had fallen off her bicycle. While running, I tripped and broke my arm. Surgery is needed. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I was playing beer pong at a party and managed to get the ball in a cup. I jumped a little bit in excitement and somehow managed to fracture my foot while doing so. FML

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By Flop era - 04/10/2024 00:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I thought I'd impress my friends with a backflip into the pool. I ended up smacking my back on the edge of the diving board and belly-flopping into the water. Now I have a bruise and a story that everyone is intent on retelling. I'm just glad no one was filming me. I hope. FML

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Sunday 6 September 2015 12:37

Breaks his arm and is not afraid to look ugly in pictures=Total Badass

shmabe 13

Sunday 6 September 2015 12:37

That's pretty damn badass.

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carbonbasedcynic 17

Sunday 6 September 2015 13:59

was it worth it OP?

johnny29 14

Sunday 6 September 2015 14:05

pics or it didn't happen.

TiggyBonkers 32

Sunday 6 September 2015 14:07

You're my idol

viperAUS 15

Sunday 6 September 2015 14:14

nothing like a perth party how dare you not invite me. hope you get better

BlueXephos 10

Sunday 6 September 2015 14:17

You're almost as bad as those "anything for the selfie" girls. JK

KatieJBabe 27

Sunday 6 September 2015 14:24

You should post the picture on FML Pics. Hope you get better soon OP

thefmlman2011 36

Sunday 6 September 2015 14:38

Can I have a link?

limegreenpoopie 31

Sunday 6 September 2015 15:38

You're awesome.

Hauclir 14

Sunday 6 September 2015 16:33

We all make sacrifices for the greatest achievements in our life.

kbecks87 16

Sunday 6 September 2015 16:45

YDI, photo bombing is annoying.

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