Health: Today, at almost 26 years old, my beard is finally coming in....

By inappropes - 29/10/2017 01:30

Today, at almost 26 years old, my beard is finally coming in. Too bad it, like the hair on my head, is 50% grey already. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2018 05:00

Today, I realized how bad my grey hair problem has gotten as I noticed I had grey pubes. I'm only 23. FML

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By Blazouta - 11/11/2008 08:32 - France

Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML

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Denial

By Anonymous - 18/11/2021 17:01 - United States - Bloomington

Today, I noticed several grey streaks in my hair while putting it in its usual combover. I'm only 18 years-old, and my hair was once one of my greatest sources of pride. FML

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This woman's work

By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 17:02 - Germany - Aachen

Today, I looked at pictures of myself from 20 years ago when I was a teenager and realized I have only about a quarter of my hair left. I'm a woman. FML

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By ihatemylife - 28/01/2013 01:08 - United States - Naperville

Today, at 24, I still can't grow a single bit of facial hair. Well, at least not on the right side of my face. FML

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By Jessica - 19/03/2011 21:13 - Romania

Today, at 21 years of age, my doctor confirmed that I am, indeed, going bald. It wouldn't be such a bad thing, even expected, if I wasn't a woman. FML

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Smooth

By Anonymous - 12/04/2020 20:00

Today, I turned 30. I still can't grow any facial hair. FML

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By Hairy_Potter - 23/01/2014 17:13 - Brazil - S?o Paulo

Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML

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By MJB - 02/04/2017 22:00

Today, as a 17-year-old, after having gone to the doctor to about some unusual hair loss, it turns out I simply have crappy genetics, and should expect to be fully bald within a year. FML

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By w…… - 18/05/2024 13:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I have alopecia areata and I constantly have reappearing bald spots all over my head. I cannot properly grow a beard, and one of my eyes has no eyelashes. However, my nose hair seems to grow at the rate of an old man on biotin. FML

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Saturday 21 October 2017 21:47

The salt and pepper look is great - just ask George Clooney

ohsnapword 21

Sunday 29 October 2017 1:37

Could be worse, much worse. The hair on your head could be falling out.

Comments

Wolverine48Ga 21

Sunday 29 October 2017 16:10

Hey salt and pepper looks pretty good though man

piinksock 17

Sunday 29 October 2017 20:16

There's nothing wrong with grey hair. It adds an air of wisdom and dignity.

davecross 11

Tuesday 31 October 2017 2:59

Are your Frankensteins Monster?

Clarence Gilbert 7

Tuesday 21 November 2017 0:29

dye it. problem solved, problem staying solved. rangers lead the way

gsmalls666 11

Friday 16 October 2020 16:07

head was bald b4 I could grow a beard

IHaveThePower 16

Monday 11 September 2023 20:25

Hair dye, my friend. Learn the secrets of hair dye, and the world is your oyster.

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